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Originally posted by billeau2 View PostSo Queeny: two Texans have to go to Lake Charles Louisiana for the evenin' and are feeling pretty smug being Texans and all... As they are driving a Cajun backwater sheriff pulls them off the road...
Texan number one opens his window, sheriff smacks him with the flashlight good, Texan number one says "Now why you do dat for sheriff?" Sheriff Boudreau says "you was speedin'!" Sheriff Boudreau then taps the second window and smacks the other Texan with the flashlight, second Texan says "Now why you do dat for sheriff, I wasn't speeding!" Sheriff Boudreau says, "I know you Texans... If I dont smack you, about half a mile down the road pyou say to your friend, "oh Boy if that sheriff had hit me, I woulda never let him get away wit it."
When I was driving a big rig across the continental US, I am a very instinctive person for perspective. The three worst places were Floriduh, south of Atlanta in Georgia, and southern Louisiana.
Oddly my spider sense was OK with Mississippi, maybe because it had been flattened and scoured by Hurricane Katrina.
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Originally posted by QueensburyRules View Post- -Most older native Texans know to mind their manners driving into Louisiana with Texas Plates.
When I was driving a big rig across the continental US, I am a very instinctive person for perspective. The three worst places were Floriduh, south of Atlanta in Georgia, and southern Louisiana.
Oddly my spider sense was OK with Mississippi, maybe because it had been flattened and scoured by Hurricane Katrina.
When we were in Katrina after the damage...you would come to a pass where a tree was down, and you would wait until around 3 vehicles gathered. As if on cue, a few locals would come out with chain saws and beers. Some (who knew how to handle a chain saw) would grab a saw, the others would clear the debre as the road was cleared, everyone would drink, say hello to each other and be on their way.
By the time the government got down to the area, everything was done...and it was done primarily through this process. We cleared downed power lines as well, properly with those big swamp rubber boot things... It was quite an experience to a NYC native!
Oh and mississippi? Bad news! But not as bad as Georgia or Florida... We knew about these two cesspools all the way up in New York City!Last edited by billeau2; 05-11-2020, 03:51 PM.
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- -I'm talking primarily law enforcement, not people, but speaking of, I was in some dodgy places whose history I could not have known. My load might've been valued in the Hundreds of thousands and shhh happens at times.
One of the drivers sent up for smuggling illegals in his trailer after most died of heat stroke.
I picked up sealed loads of Mexican "lettuce" in Laredo to transport to Floriduh, and found myself within a blink of getting shot down by a highway patrolman at 3am.
Straight out of a horror movie replete with massive, obscuring, rolling fog and an itchy trigger finger.
Lotta smuggling going on in Foriduh if you didn't know.
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Originally posted by QueensburyRules View Post- -I'm talking primarily law enforcement, not people, but speaking of, I was in some dodgy places whose history I could not have known. My load might've been valued in the Hundreds of thousands and shhh happens at times.
One of the drivers sent up for smuggling illegals in his trailer after most died of heat stroke.
I picked up sealed loads of Mexican "lettuce" in Laredo to transport to Floriduh, and found myself within a blink of getting shot down by a highway patrolman at 3am.
Straight out of a horror movie replete with massive, obscuring, rolling fog and an itchy trigger finger.
Lotta smuggling going on in Foriduh if you didn't know.
It is comical... One time some cop said I ran a stop sign and I took it to court, something most people do not do... so the lady ushers me aside, starts negotiating... I insisted on one thing which was met: that they did not put it on my record. I felt like I was in the back alley playing craps, more than being in a court of the law...
Queeny, if you pulled big rigs then you know about Interstate 10. Whiskey Bay ever heard of it? near grand coteau Louisiana? It apparently is/was where the smugglers came in from Florida. You could see ranger stations shot up... That area is where Clinton ******* came up to Arkansas, another azz backwaards depot!
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Originally posted by QueensburyRules View Post- -Whooped Field without furthering the brain damage of Field.
Ring Ranked for about 10 yrs, he one of the few heavies making it out DKing intact. Now an elected representative in Russia.
One of the higher order intellects in a low brow sport, be happy to do his autobio for him.
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