Andy Ruiz Jr Sentenced To 500 Lashings For Revealing Breasts In Saudi Arabia

LMAOOO. You mfer.

This and the Joshua dying for 11 minutes thread had me laughing out loud lol

I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread. Dedication. Boxing Writers need their alts too. Random Hits up in dis betch! Lol it's from https://www.thesportrag.com/home/tag/Boxing I see they even changed how their website shows up in the tab and says Spoof sports & satire news now for those too stupid to realize. I wonder if he is affiliated with them or writes any of this or is just a fan. These are my two fav stories on there so far: https://www.thesportrag.com/single-post/Id-have-chinned-Prince-William-as-well-Carl-Froch-insists https://www.thesportrag.com/single-post/Tyson-Fury-Donates-Lineal-Heavyweight-Title-To-Children-In-Need

if Andy gets 500 then Errol gets 1,000 ...

Wonder how many Brits will get this punishment for drinking this weekend Only the white ones, the 'diversities' will be given an increase to their social security payments.

2/2 on your lampoon threads lately.

Just put a bra on him. Problem solved.

Are they going to make Ruiz wear a veil and walk to the ring 20 feet behind Joshua?

I hope AJ doesn't get flack for beating up a woman Why should he? I am all for those that pioneer for equal rights equal fights.

So, did the Shiek say how much he offered the fat white prostitute for a quickie? I'm sure Eddie has already made an offer on getting Ruiz to lay down :lol1:

Wonder how many Brits will get this punishment for drinking this weekend

Belongs alongside your Joshua panic room lampoon in the comedy HoF, man.:lol1:

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/51759d_0e85ebe4bfe44e589238cc501c49a799~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_628,h_372,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/51759d_0e85ebe4bfe44e589238cc501c49a799~mv2.webp Heavyweight champion of the world, Andy Ruiz Jr, has been sentenced to 500 lashings for revealing his breasts leading up to his rematch with Britain's Anthony Joshua this weekend. The Mexican-American was spotted posing topless while shooting promotional material for the upcoming fight, leaving a local Saudi passing through the area "sickened and disgusted". Amir Bin Hikin had this to say: "I was just on my daily walk when I witnessed a large, pale, tattooed prostitute, almost completely uncovered. She was wearing only shorts and boxing gloves, revealing her arms, legs, face, belly and giant breasts. "I was sickened and disgusted when I saw them. To dress this way in our country is a disgrace, so I immediately reported it to the nearest mutawa (Saudi Arabia's religious police). This bearded Mexican lady will be brought to justice before the eyes of Allah." Ruiz Jr reportedly protested, insisting that he is in fact a man, but the Saudi police ignored his pleas, stating "it's not possible; there is no man in Saudi Arabia with such voluptuous tittiez as these" and the boxer was sentenced to 500 lashings. The boxer will hope to receive his lashings and recover in time before he faces what could be the toughest fight of his life against a motivated Anthony Joshua. Lol. Ruiz is gonna KTFO of AJ again. Cant wait.

I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread. Dedication. https://i.imgflip.com/8wu7e.jpg

Shoulda took that fight in Cardiff when offered then. Those Welsh guys love Tiddies

hahaha holy shiz man

I heard the Saudis were arguing over who gets to take the whip to his ass.

I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread. Dedication.