You're strolling along and Mike Tyson grabs your girls Azz what do you do?

We're talking mean Mike Tyson who hated the world and didn't give a phuck, not the nice Mike Tyson of today. You're strolling along, it's summer & your girl is in a lovely summer dress, Tyson walks past & grabs your girls ass and stares at you while he does it,. she says 'Are you gonna let him do that to me!?' What's your plan of action? you going to let him punk you?

Comments (20)

Willy_Wanker

I'd be really pissed at Mike. I would pissed that he didn't grab my ass instead, my girl doesn't even know sh1t about boxing.

9y ago

ironmt

first off my girl will never have to ask me "are you gonna let him do that" someone disrespect her/us they getting putting down on sight. Mikey tyson aint no difference ill light his ass up like a chirstmas tree Then you woke up realizing you were just knocked out and It was all a dream.

9y ago

Raonic

Put him in a straight jacket.

9y ago

Emanuelg

Grab it with him

9y ago

lopetego

I'd give him a slap on the wrist and verbally reprimand him ¨bad mikey, bad!¨

9y ago

IMDAZED

Slap her. How dare she put her ass in that man's hand.

9y ago

Poppo168

He basically said about Golovkin "Imagine finding him in bed with your missus, you would tuck him in" haha I remember it now, Ricky seems like an alright guy.

9y ago

deathofaclown

cliffs on the vid, in work and can't watch it. Pretty sure i've seen it before but can't remember what was said He basically said about Golovkin "Imagine finding him in bed with your missus, you would tuck him in"

9y ago

Keleneki

tyson had the feet to be fleet footed.... That was the best thread ever!

9y ago

LockardTheGOAT

Bite both his ears off.

9y ago

Poppo168

Depends. I don't know that Tyson would last in a street fight against anyone. He depended on boxing skill. I think a pre-MMA Kimbo would have iced him. That said, I'm reminded of the Ricky Hatton interview about Golovkin. cliffs on the vid, in work and can't watch it. Pretty sure i've seen it before but can't remember what was said

9y ago

ironmt

I would have no choice but to throw down. Id get fuked up but as long as you get down and get your shots in, thats all that matters. What shots are you going to get In against Mike Tyson

9y ago

FinitoxDinamita

I would have no choice but to throw down. Id get fuked up but as long as you get down and get your shots in, thats all that matters.

9y ago

ironmt

My man... No need to act as a tough guy behind ur keyboard. U wouldnt do sh#t. Just by the way u try to act hard, I know u wouldnt. You are spot on. There Isn't anyone on this board that would or could do a thing about It.

9y ago

BucaRican

Walk away and file Lawsuit, and become a millionaire

9y ago

Roy_Jones_Jnr

I'd introduce him to my cocoon of horror.

9y ago

iamboxing

Carry on walking and pretend I don't know her https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/7c/d6/6d7cd6e76a8f3711c752f4054e19b29e.jpg

9y ago

deanrw

I would break his heart, by threatening to kill a random Pigeon. Even Iron Mike had a weakness.

9y ago

Real_King_Kong

Everyone's a world class grappler all of the sudden.:lol1:

9y ago

KillaCamNZ

A reasonable answer, just gotta calm that bitch down enough that Tyson doesn't drop you both for getting in his face Hell yeah. There's a good chance he drops us both and all I can remember is being mugged back a meth head.

9y ago