Boxing Jokes thread

Paul Williams walks into a bar.... Oh wait, no he doesn't. :lol1::lol1: Cold blooded

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other (Jack Handey)

Version II: James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss. However, the doctor does not have a "Slur-ese to English" dictionary and tells Toney to go home. Version III: James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss. However, on the way to the doctor's he passes a McDonald's and forgets about his memory loss. Goes through the drive-thru and orders 14 Big Macs with fries and a dozen shakes instead.

James Toney goes to the doctor's complaining of dizziness and memory loss. The doctor sits him down and tells him he's going to ask him a series of questions about Andre Ward. "Hold on," says James. "Who's Andre Ward?" The doctor pauses a moment, then scrunches up the list he was going to ask him. "Never mind," he says. "You're perfectly fine."

Ref to Yusef Mack in the pre-fight instructions: "No low blows.... or blowing of any kind. Vaseline is to be applied to the face only. Clinching is acceptable.... humping is not. And son.... lose the kneepads."

Victor Ortiz had a lot to drink one evening. Bartender: That's it Victor you've had enough. Ortiz: Quits on the stool

Why is Roy Jones banned from the National Gallery? Because he loves to taste the canvas.

What do Tony Thompson and osteoporosis have in common? They both break old ladies' hips.

Paul Williams walks into a bar.... Oh wait, no he doesn't.

Kelly Pavlik walks into a bar.........

Knock knock Who's there? Andre Ward Who?

Man this thread is tainted with bad jokes ruining the hilarity that others came up with.... TS's first joke is a prime example

jealous of what? ellerbe? nyahahahaha

This thread sucks, not one good joke in here. :haha: Nice one!

This thread sucks, not one good joke in here.

floyd is a warrior pac , margo and cotto are cowards... sergio is a legend segura is a techinician katsidis is a defensive wizard guerrero is a top p4p fighter maidana is feather fisted

Tommy Morrison is in the doctor's office. "Tell me the bad news doc." "I'm sorry to say that you've got AIDS." "Damn! What could be worse than that?" "You've also got PD." "Oh well," he shrugs. "At least I don't have AIDS."

Manny Pacquaio's education

jealous of what? You sound like your in love, in love with Manny

A woman wants to surprise her husband by getting a tatoo. she goes to the parler and gets a tattoo of Mike Tyson on the right thigh, and a tattoo of Evander Holyfeild(sp) on the left thigh. she goes home and shows her husband. Her husband says, "That's supposed to be Mike and Evander? That doesn't look like Mike and Evander!" The wife starts crying and runs out. She's in the middle of the street, and she takes off all her clothes. She decides to ask the next man who walks buy if her tattoos look like Mike and Evander. She stops a guy and asks him, and the guy says, "No, they don't look like Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield, but the one in the middle looks a hell of a lot like Don King!" he he he nice one... mine is: why did wepner hit ali with a rabbit punch? bcoz the rabbit is a southpaw..