mike tyson vs a black bear

That or Tyson's camp will demand the bear make the 200 pound catchweight or something. I'd love to see the press conference for this one. Remember when Tyson bit that guy's leg? Oh man, this would be even better! The last time I was Tyson on TV he had really put on some pounds, might be the bears camp demanding a 200 pound catchweight.

This has to be a joke. Everybody knows that Mike Tyson would bight the bear's ear off in the first round and then knock it out in the 2nd round. Make it a Grizzly bear and then we have a better fight; however, I would still give Tyson the edge :boxing:

That or Tyson's camp will demand the bear make the 200 pound catchweight or something. I'd love to see the press conference for this one. Remember when Tyson bit that guy's leg? Oh man, this would be even better! LOL! given tyson accepted the USADA testing, i can see the black bear just yawning during the press conference which will irritate iron mike and throws insult to mr. bear... mr. bear shouting back through a translator... that will be priceless..

black bear will ask for USADA testing.. fight will not happen... That or Tyson's camp will demand the bear make the 200 pound catchweight or something. I'd love to see the press conference for this one. Remember when Tyson bit that guy's leg? Oh man, this would be even better!

black bear will ask for USADA testing.. fight will not happen...

All my points on Tyson to win. 120-107 on all cards. Somewhere in the late rounds Mike scores a knockdown, but the bear beats the count and gets on it's bike for the remaining rounds.

Is the bear allowed to bite? Will he wear gloves? What size is the ring? I have to know these things if I'm gonna pick.

AWESOME video

That all depends Will the fight be in a boxing ring with boxing rules? Will the bear follow the rules? Will Tyson follow the rules? If either the bear of Tyson break the rules, will the referee (Steve Smoger I hope) deduct a point. In the event of multiple rule violations, will Steve Smoger disqualify the offender? Only one way to find out. Lets get ready to rumble.

on another note, pretty cool video

No contest as both contestants attempted to bite their opponent's ears off.

tyson by decision

lol are you ****ing kidding me. Tyson could hit the bear 10 times flush in the face and it would just feel pissed off, Black bear beats Prime Tyson by way of mutilation and dismemberment.

this is a joke right