I would love Jesus if he acted like Mayweather

I think that Jesus was shot after the cruxifiction... Sergio Martinez would stop him in 3 rounds.

Let's compare their respective careers..... Feeding the 5 Thousand... Jesus: Jesus using 5 loaves of bread and two fishes manages to feed 5 thousand starving people. Money May: Sons, during the promotion of Mayweather-Marquez, money May and Unky Rog rolled into town and fed twice as many homeless, dawg Round 1: Money 1 Jesus 0 Bringing Lazarus back to life..... Jesus: Jesus in his infinite wisdom shows the majesty of the power of God and Brings Lazarus, a beggar, back to life after death Money May: Money don't need to bring no fools back, dawg. Money is a giver - he gives career high pay days to all. Round 2: Money 2 Jesus 0 Walking on Water..... Jesus: Jesus shows that that laws of physics hold no weight with him as he walks on water. Money may: Man, Money don't need to walk. When you're as good as him you drive the best, baby. Round 3: Money 3 Jesus 0 Clear win for Mayweather. Split Decision Money May never gave out food, they were tickets to the Marquez fight

That's probably why he didn't protest getting nailed to the cross -- he was weight-drained at the time. I also heard he had problems in his camp, especially with his trainer Judas.

Was Jesus a Welterweight?

Respect for the guy, he didn't eat for 40 days and 40 nights just to make weight. That's probably why he didn't protest getting nailed to the cross -- he was weight-drained at the time.

Jesus could fight at any weight he wants. He must be light, he walks on water.

Jesus could fight at any weight he wants.

Jesus' dad can beat up Floyd's dad.

Comparehttp://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/piero/resurrection.jpg

Jesus has better abs. http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/piero/resurrection.jpg http://grovesvdegale.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mayweather.jpg

Jesus is much more humble. Floyd has a diamond cross but Jesus has a wooden one.

Respect for the guy, he didn't eat for 40 days and 40 nights just to make weight.

Satan is duckin’ and dodging me. I was here and all the sudden this guy is sick. What is today, Wednesday? Wednesday he is sick but Thursday he has a press conference. He is scared. I’ve been chasing this guy for eternity now and all his fans are saying, he’s Thunder, he’s this and he’s that. All I want anybody to do is ask me, who has Satan beat in a big fight. If you all can tell me that then I will give props where props are due. But to my knowledge he hasn’t beaten anybody. This is Jesus and I am the best out there and I’m willing to fight the best any time or any place. This guys got six losses and I am going to show the world the 7th way to beat him. I feel good. The guy is scared of me the minute I walked on water. The world knows I walk on water. I pleaded a “no contest” to get the fight and the guy tried to pray out. I was not guilty and the guy still tried to pray out. I signed two different commandments. This guy got what he wanted and he didn’t even show up. He got what he wanted..

great...just got a visual of judas giving jesus a chestrub if jesus wanted to make it rain, he could make it rain for days jesus's shit isnt just paid for, he created it :dance: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:haha: :rofl: :rofl:

Jesus is more ripped than Floyd without training.

Co sigh Floyd would have Shoulder rolled the fukk out of dem nails Ain't no wooden cross bringing Money down