I saw this on a member's sig. never heard it before but its a good one.
"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." - Mike Tyson
of course most tyson quotes are just hillarious hahahaha
"are you talking out of turn, because i usually dont talk to women unless i fornicate with them, so you shouldnt talk anymore.. unless ... you know "
So what are you gonna do now mike ?
"I dont know men i may just fade into bolivian."
I am a semi good husband hahahahaha,
I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all hahahaha so many more
oh and this one i liked but i am not sure where it came from i heard it from somebody else,
"I pray they dont get hurt but i still beat em down anyway"
Dude, where can I get some of that BALCO you copped?
LOL, jk
of course most tyson quotes are just hillarious hahahaha
"are you talking out of turn, because i usually dont talk to women unless i fornicate with them, so you shouldnt talk anymore.. unless ... you know "
So what are you gonna do now mike ?
"I dont know men i may just fade into bolivian."
I am a semi good husband hahahahaha,
I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all hahahaha so many more
oh and this one i liked but i am not sure where it came from i heard it from somebody else,
"I pray they dont get hurt but i still beat em down anyway"
Muhammed ali before the rumble in the jungle, this one its freaking great it was almost like rapping hahaha
Last night I had a dream, When I got to Africa,
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Tarzan’s behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tustled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And put thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
I have murdered a rock,
I’ve injured a stone, and hospitalized a brick.
I’m so bad, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don't get wet.
When George Foreman meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Muhammad Ali
My sig and custom sig:
"You can jive those other fighters but you can't jive me."
--- Frazier in reply to Ali's childish antics
"There is a long line."
--- Wlad to some insignificant Limey
The one in my sig is from Ronald "Winky" Wright. It's for the casual boxing fan who tunes in to watch a KO, but instead gets the sweet science of systematically breaking a another man's will one punch at a time. Remember it. " It's called BOXING, not KNOCKOUTS. "
Apparently, after Hagler cut his eye against Hearns and Richard Steele stopped the fight to ask Marvin if he could see, Hagler's response was "I ain't missin' him, am I?".
"And after this fight, listen i'm gonna like create a nice job for you... putting my posters up with HBO.... believe me, after this fight right... u'll have a full time job... FORGET ABOUT BOXING. all u have to do is go to lou di bella. he will give u a nice job promoting my ass in tmes square. put me up... that's my job to u... and u gonna get paid!!! listen put my posters up for me. make sure there's no creases in them. make me look fine!"
PRINCE NASEEM HAMED to kevin kelley in the press conference.
"And after this fight, listen i'm gonna like create a nice job for you... putting my posters up with HBO.... believe me, after this fight right... u'll have a full time job... FORGET ABOUT BOXING. all u have to do is go to lou di bella. he will give u a nice job promoting my ass in tmes square. put me up... that's my job to u... and u gonna get paid!!! listen put my posters up for me. make sure there's no creases in them. make me look fine!"
PRINCE NASEEM HAMED to kevin kelley in the press conference.
"REMEMBER and KNOW! How this press conference was conducted. How two fighters conducted themselves. What a gentleman, how hard it is to see them on july 26 fight in the ring. REMEMBER IT a month from now when you see another press conference. think about what you see and how they behave. and see if that makes you proud? and then a little while later watch how they, this guys perform in the ring. THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY SECOND."
-Bob Arum shitting on GBP and PBF duting COTTO-MARGARIRO Press Conference.
Thats a good one I remember cracking a smile when he said theres a sucker born every second watching it.
"REMEMBER and KNOW! How this press conference was conducted. How two fighters conducted themselves. What a gentleman, how hard it is to see them on july 26 fight in the ring. REMEMBER IT a month from now when you see another press conference. think about what you see and how they behave. and see if that makes you proud? and then a little while later watch how they, this guys perform in the ring. THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY SECOND."
-Bob Arum shitting on GBP and PBF duting COTTO-MARGARIRO Press Conference.