I had a few friends come over to watch the Litzau fight... this kid is telling me , yeah my boy was showing me all these kimbo fights.... and hes like.. yeah, he called out klitschko to a boxing match... Im like? Wlad would ICE that motherfucker.... hes like nah man... Kimbo is NUTS, that fight wouldnt last 3 rounds....
He wasnt even talking about his 2 fights in mma.. he was talkin about the fights in the backyards... those street fights... im like you cant possibly compare a street brawler who knocked a bouncer out... to a heavyweight champion...
Im like Kimbo can punch sure... After 3 rounds, that dude cant even move hes so tired... Wlad has movement, timing, defense, technical skills, power, stamina, he has EVERYTHING over kimbo... and I gaurantee you, if you were to hook up a sensitivity belt to a heavybag... Wlad would punch WAY harder then Kimbo by a LONG SHOT...
Im like if wlad went and fought a cage match, them maybe yea, but if kimbo got in the boxing ring with wlad... its over im telling you... hes like "nah man..."
What irritated me even more, was myself for even arguing the fact that Kimbo slice would get in the ring with Wlad and knock him out... but this dude just didnt care... his exact words - "it doesnt matter dude... kimbo is on crack"
:ugh: :ugh: :ugh:
I stopped after that comment...
Me: "k........................."
him: "im telling ya, if that fight ever gets made, im puttin some money on that"
I stood up and said.. "SOLD!..."
In a real boxing match.. with an incentive to get an early KO say, diminishing purse. Or one round fight . how long would KIMBO last? Really? with A real boxer trying to KO him?
30 seconds? 1 minite?
I say that any Boxer in the top 10 KO's him inside 60 seconds!
$1000 on shannon Briggs to KO Kimbo in 60 seconds OR LESS!
Even Butter Bean KO's his ass!
BUT!
against a Klitschko .....KIMBO has a chance!!!!
If Kimbo throws a punch, and the wind from it goes by Wlads chin........
Wlad (or Vitali ) is doing his imitation of one of the dwarfs from snow white...namely...SLEEPY!
Kimbo IS a joke
BUT! (again with the buts)
He's being trained by....who?? .....do you know??????
Do you???...................?? if you don't then you really aren't qualified to comment on Kimbo or MMA...
Baas ruten! If Kimbo can learn ANYTHING from Baas....He will be a Force in MMA...for a while at least...he's old...
yeah, Bas Rutten is amazing. he could've been one of the greatest if not, THE greatest mma fighter of all-time had he not suffered that career ending injury. right now he is probably the greatest mma trainer in the world.
I had a few friends come over to watch the Litzau fight... this kid is telling me , yeah my boy was showing me all these kimbo fights.... and hes like.. yeah, he called out klitschko to a boxing match... Im like? Wlad would ICE that motherfucker.... hes like nah man... Kimbo is NUTS, that fight wouldnt last 3 rounds....
He wasnt even talking about his 2 fights in mma.. he was talkin about the fights in the backyards... those street fights... im like you cant possibly compare a street brawler who knocked a bouncer out... to a heavyweight champion...
Im like Kimbo can punch sure... After 3 rounds, that dude cant even move hes so tired... Wlad has movement, timing, defense, technical skills, power, stamina, he has EVERYTHING over kimbo... and I gaurantee you, if you were to hook up a sensitivity belt to a heavybag... Wlad would punch WAY harder then Kimbo by a LONG SHOT...
Im like if wlad went and fought a cage match, them maybe yea, but if kimbo got in the boxing ring with wlad... its over im telling you... hes like "nah man..."
What irritated me even more, was myself for even arguing the fact that Kimbo slice would get in the ring with Wlad and knock him out... but this dude just didnt care... his exact words - "it doesnt matter dude... kimbo is on crack"
:ugh: :ugh: :ugh:
I stopped after that comment...
Me: "k........................."
him: "im telling ya, if that fight ever gets made, im puttin some money on that"
I stood up and said.. "SOLD!..."
lol, oh god. that guys comments were painful to read. I would be surprised if kimbo even landed one punch on klitschko. wlad would tear him apart. kimbo's punches are really powerful but thats only cuz of the size of his arms he puts alot of weight behind his punches. He doesn't have a whole lot of speed on those punches and they could easily be avoided by even an average boxer.
and your friend also has to realize that its easier to ko ppl on the streets cuz of the bare knuckles and in mma cuz of the really small gloves. I noticed that kimbo really f**ked ppl up in the street fights but he had problems knocking them out cold. wlad would do it on his first punch cuz of his speed and accuracy. kimbo landed alot of clean punches in his last mma fight and the guy was kinda screwed up but he didn't get ko'd. wlad would've finished that guy off without even breaking a sweat.
He was stopped against Lewis. But he hasnt been knocked down and out since his kickboxing days.
I was just curious, because he said Kimbo would put him to sleep. Seems a little unlikely.
And Squeelpiggy, don't quit your day job as a political strategist.
Yeah but you believe Roy was HW Champ of the world.
You are as stupid as your friend.....
People in glass houses should not throw stones.
He has beaten Ruiz who was champion. Lets say Ruiz was not THE heavyweightchampion, but ONE heavyweightchampion, for a short period of time. Thats an archievement nobody can take from him. And besides that, there will always be some dumbnuts who dont know shit about boxing and say that Kimbo would do this and that, even though the all day man has only beaten some all day bums...
Really!
In a real boxing match.. with an incentive to get an early KO say, diminishing purse. Or one round fight . how long would KIMBO last? Really? with A real boxer trying to KO him?
30 seconds? 1 minite?
I say that any Boxer in the top 10 KO's him inside 60 seconds!
$1000 on shannon Briggs to KO Kimbo in 60 seconds OR LESS!
Even Butter Bean KO's his ass!
BUT!
against a Klitschko .....KIMBO has a chance!!!!
If Kimbo throws a punch, and the wind from it goes by Wlads chin........
Wlad (or Vitali ) is doing his imitation of one of the dwarfs from snow white...namely...SLEEPY!
Kimbo IS a joke
BUT! (again with the buts)
He's being trained by....who?? .....do you know??????
Do you???...................?? if you don't then you really aren't qualified to comment on Kimbo or MMA...
Baas ruten! If Kimbo can learn ANYTHING from Baas....He will be a Force in MMA...for a while at least...he's old...
You gotta love the ignorance of the casual fight fan. If you know anything about the fight game you would know that Kimbo would get his ass handed to him against Wlad in a boxing match. I really can't wait till he loses and then I would like to hear what the Kimbo fans have to say. The thing is though I doubt he gets in the cage against a real MMA fighter soon. Gary Shaw and EliteXC are probably gonna put him in those circus type of fights because it did well for them when he faced Tank. They and Kimbo are gonna ride this money train as long as they can.
BTW I was watching Showtime after the fights and they had those commercials to promote their shows and they were going through them all. At the end they showed Kimbo for Elite XC and I thought to myself what a joke. I know the casual fight fan eats that up, but to me it's just hard to take him seriously. I wonder how the real MMA fighters feel about Kimbo?
Wlad's jab aka "his personal security" wont allow Kimbo to get inside and do what he does best! After Kimbo becomes frustrated after 3 rounds Dr. Wlad will prescribe the right hand aka "the Ukranian sleepin pill" for Mr. Slice's technical dissadvantages!:boxing:
Damn, that sh$% was pretty damn poetic.
Yeah but you believe Roy was HW Champ of the world.
You are as stupid as your friend.....
People in glass houses should not throw stones.
The love is in the air tonight..
Wlad's jab aka "his personal security" wont allow Kimbo to get inside and do what he does best! After Kimbo becomes frustrated after 3 rounds Dr. Wlad will prescribe the right hand aka "the Ukranian sleepin pill" for Mr. Slice's technical dissadvantages!:boxing: