Funny Boxing quotes post em here.

Best place for quotes, period: http://wikiquote.org Type in Tyson, Ali, Mayweather, whoever.

I could sell out Madison Square Garden - mike tyson

" with great POWER comes great RESPONSIBILITY"-PACMAN aka. SPIDERMAN (or is it the other way around? duh)

"The depth of Joe Calzaghe's resume is incredible"- Jim Neilly

"I broke mah back, man" - Tyson "I can't wait till the 28th, I'm gonna make you my girlfriend...You're sweet, I hope you kiss me good with those big lips" - Tyson (talking to Razor Ruddock)

ricky hatton on floyd mayweather (floyd fans dont jump on the defensive foot ) he came to the ring dressed as russel crowe and fought like sherral crowe. that mike tyson interview where hed just beaten clifford ettiene and hes like lennox im coming for you and he starts saying somut bout hes style is somut my defence is unpregnatable my power is somut i wanna eat hes children

My favorite Tyson quote: After he lost to Lewis he was asked what he planned to do. In classic Tyson fasion, he replied: "I don't know man, I might just fade into Bolivia."

These are hillarious thanks for these guys!

well but this was from Rocky III: "THE ULTIMATE MALE" VERSUS "THE ULTIMATE MEATBALL"

this one is funny, Ive had it in my sig alot. Its George Foreman trash talking to Evander Holyfield in the build up to their fight. "I'm gonna go to Baskin & Robbins and eat every flavor. When you're in there pushin' and shovin' me, you're gonna be pushing a whole franchise." and this one isnt supposed to be funny but it is kinda funny, I liked it. Sam Peter talking about his first fight with Toney. "When I hit him, he will regret everything of his life."

I remember after biting Holyfield, they were talking to him. He was mad cuz Holyfield was headbutting him. He had a cut on his eye. I think he said "You see my face, my kids are gonna be afraid(or scared) of me" screaming at some reporter" Lol, some people I know said they might be already.

Man you gotta love Iron Mike. He was a character.

"How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills?! It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead." "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

“He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse" "Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

This one is my actual fav Tyson quote: "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?" Norton: "My wife just had a baby." Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?" Floyd Mayweather: On Zab Judah "You got to have three things to be a great fighter: a great mind, a great chin, and a great heart. Now he may have a good mind and a good heart, but his chin ain’t up to par. And if I land, I’m going to be a homerun hitter." Mike Tyson to Lennox Lewis: "I'll fuck you til you love me, ***got!" Mike Tyson: "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." One of my fav Tyson quotes. I like one of Foremans quotes during a Roy Jones fight, might have been against Glenn Kelley or Clintion Woods. "Beige gloves. Well theres just nothing exicting about beige gloves."

Joe Frazier, talking to Ken Norton at a social gathering. Frazier: "Hey man, what you been doing?" Norton: "My wife just had a baby." Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?" Floyd Mayweather: On Zab Judah "You got to have three things to be a great fighter: a great mind, a great chin, and a great heart. Now he may have a good mind and a good heart, but his chin ain’t up to par. And if I land, I’m going to be a homerun hitter." Mike Tyson to Lennox Lewis: "I'll fuck you til you love me, ***got!" Mike Tyson: "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"Look at you, you scared like a white hoe" or "I'll fuck you in the ass and make you love me bitch" both by Tyson hilarious.

After Hopkins vs. Taylor I Well, this is the Marquis of Queensberry rules. If you lose 8 out of the first 9 rounds, I'm not saying you did, but you hurt him in the last 3 and don't knock him out or knock him down, you lose" ~ Larry Merchant Well, not really, Larry. It's who hits the most and who does the most damage. Bernard Hopkins