The NFL Draft is a sports event without any sports. No, college kids man-hugging the league’s commissioner for an uncomfortably long period of time does not qualify as a sport, even if it does require a degree of strength and endurance.

Over the course of three days at the draft, 32 teams select, depending on the year, roughly 257 players, nearly half of whom will never make an NFL roster. Sound like a pointless event to attend in person?

Well, according to the NFL, approximately 800,000 people showed up for the league’s annual draft this past weekend in Pittsburgh.

Which means it was attended by approximately 799,995 more people than the inaugural BoxingScene Professional Boxer Draft, which also took place last weekend – over WhatsApp messaging, with no witnesses aside from the five BoxingScene writers taking part.

Here was the setup, as we spun off the occasion of the NFL’s annual extravaganza to enjoy some drafting fun of our own: