Pinoy Lang

[MaD RoBoT]

TITSER: who can make a sentence then translate it in
tagalog?
PUPIL: my titser is beautiful, isn't she?
TITSER: very good, translate it in tagalog.
PUPIL: ang guro ko ay maganda, maganda nga ba?

[lebrick]

Spanish teacher: Class use 'fuera' in a sentence.
Student: Mis maestras son bonitas (my teachers
are beautiful).
Teacher: Oh, that's very flattering but where's
'fuera'?
Student: Fuera ka!

own3d..

[MaD RoBoT]

Pedro: Saan ka galing, p're?
Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban!

[serv]

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They went with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works out some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, " What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico".

The Filipino got the contract!

very nice my man ahaha

[serv]

PROF KADYO AND STUDENT




PROF KADYO: meron bang tanga d2 sa klase? Kung meron 2mayo

(may 2mayong estudyante)

PROF KADYO: tanga ka ba?

STUDENT: naawa lang ako sau sir, ikaw lang ang nakatau eh, samahan na kita.

ahaha this is really hilarious

[serv]

I will contribute one joke.



I was in the public toilet and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi ! How are you ?"

Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".

The voice said "So what are you up to ?".

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here...".

The voice said "Can I come over?".

Annoyed, I said " rather busy right now".










The voice said, "Listen, i will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions".

[JM1]

good pm mga tol. nakita nyo na sparring vid ni gesta at benavidez?

[JM1]

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines, another from Mexico and an American. They went with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works out some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, " What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?

"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico".

The Filipino got the contract!

realistic pare ah

[ianntheman]

good pm mga tol. nakita nyo na sparring vid ni gesta at benavidez?

gusto ko ma kita yan pre ah...**** post naman dito oh para makita naming laha....thanks

[ianntheman]

TEACHER: imagine u are a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn’t write)
TEACHER: why are u not writing?
BOY: i’m waiting for my secretary!

ayus to oh.....hahahaha