Limey Lang

[SirTomJones]

supermodel was out in wales.

looks over and sees sirtomjones trying to screw a sheep.

guy keeps trying to stick his dick in the sheep but everytime he tries the sheep walks away.

shocked , the supermodel goes up to sirtomjones and asks , "excuse me but why are you trying to screw that sheep?"

sirtomjones replies , "well i only meet girls on facebook and when they see me in person they don't like me. i haven't had sex in over 2 years."

supermodel feels bad for sirtom and then tells him , "i tell you what. ask anything from me and i'll grant your wish."

"anything?" , sirtom asked.

"anything." , she replies.

"can you hold my sheep down?"

I'm not even that Welsh haha.

The nearest sheep to where I live are probably 15 miles at least.

[TRAV1$]

Using one of Rich Loc's alt account on facebook to add your ex-gf's friends who accept any friend request, then use that to add your ex-gf and then exchange messages with her as if you were a random stranger who only added her because you like some of the same movies...that's normal, right?

Professional.

[BOLLOCKS]

Professional.

http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/files/2009/02/bale.jpg

[BOLLOCKS]

Teh Taxi Driver Blu Ray is coming soon. :wank:
http://www.hd-report.com/wp-content/...r-blu-ray1.jpg

[TRAV1$]

They, cannot, touch, her.

[TRAV1$]

Taxi Driver pretty much killed any desire I had to watch other films showing the breakdown of a person
It's more than a film, actually... it takes over you.

[Clegg]

They, cannot, touch, her.

We still talking about Tom's sheep?

[Monkz]

I could watch the Easy Andy scene over and over again. I don't know why.

[TRAV1$]

We still talking about Tom's sheep?

You flocking to me?

[BOLLOCKS]

Seth Rogen talks about his *****e flim Observe and Report....

Seth Rogen: Well, it’s the exact movie we wanted to make. It’s a super dark comedy. It’s really dark. It’s like ‘Taxi Driver.’ It’s like a comedic ‘Taxi Driver.’ That’s literally what we wanted to make. Jody and I sat down and we were like, ‘We want to make a comedic ‘Taxi Driver.’ If martin Scorsese put me in a movie and wanted it to be kind of funny, but still very dark.’ And that’s exactly what it is and I love it. I think as a film fan I watch it and go, ‘How in the hell did we get away with this?’ It is ****in’ crazy. It is by far the most edgy movie I’ve been in. The most balls to the walls and most unabashed movie I’ve been in. But I love it. I could watch it over and over and over again.

What a ****.