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Yeah someone told me that years ago most of the time i change it so it won't sound as bad but that's as close to the orig as it gets . -
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, Swallowing, Gargling.Comment
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There were three guys in the middle of nowhere and there car crashed. They were walking for an hour and one guy said he was going to check if he could find something. The two other guys walked somewhere else. The one man found a very nice house and knocked on the door. The woman answered and he told her the situation. She told him to go in and he did. She said i will give you everything i have if you have sex with me. He was uncertain and said ok. She closed her eyes and got ready. The man saw corn on the cob sitting on a plate, so he took that and shoved it up her. Then threw it out the window before she opened her eyes. She said do it again and i will give you my car. He did it again and she said thank you and gave him everything. He got outside the house and the guys were standing there. And they said you missed it, we just had two really good buttered corn on the cobs.Comment
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Written on the bathroom stall at my work:
Don't look for something to laugh at because...
the joke is in your hand.Comment
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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.Comment
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew the light bulb.Comment
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