how do you make rock hard d.1ck limp in under 5 sec

[B.UTLER]

I need the technique to do it so i can pee inside the bowl in the morning without making a mess

[Willy Wanker]

I used to think of t1tty f**king Rosie O' Donnell.

Now thinking of that doesn't work anymore, it actually makes me harder now.

[GreatRubdini]

Just sit on the toilet and pee like the women you are

[Anthony342]

Either back up and arc it in there or use the Ford Fairlane technique and think of Roseanne Barr naked. Or just spank one out before you pee.

[GhostofDempsey]

Image of Joy Behar eating Hillary’s ass.

[BrotherDudeJack]

Do a handstand and piss upside down.

[alexguiness]

Hilary Clinton asking you to fist her

[califo]

Any thread like this will do it.

[Zaroku]

my chorizo is hard when i wake up to pee... so i shoot long arching streams....

p iss like a racehorse.....

get roto rooter to drill out your lil lumpia, and maybe put in a stent..

[Beercules]

You r e t a r ded Butler ?