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[Willy Wanker]

Too slow, too boring.

Watching golf is like watching snails f**king.

[Willy Wanker]

We always good homie. I know I'd be in good hands with you. I haven't been in TJ in forever even though I live close in SD. Tijuana on Revolucion is always wild, first time I went there I was 18 and barely got my dick wet Haha. Last year I was talking to a cute chica from TJ on Tinder, but Covid-19...

Remind me to not leave you in TJ Mexico with ugly cum receptacles. I’ll be slapping a few cops and yelling at them for not bring me my uncut cola powder.. I’ll show you a Mexico pink azz white boys don’t see!...

[Willy Wanker]

What a great fight.

Happy that Smith won.

[Willy Wanker]

Damn, everyday. I'm not one to tell people how to live, I went through phases where I'd drink everyday too and I'm typing this while I'm drinking myself. But coughing blood or throwing up blood is a sign to take it easy.

You'll be alright man. Just keep smoking good weed and maybe after...

[Willy Wanker]

Maybe the hard booze is catching up to you man....

[Willy Wanker]

Get well my homie.

[Willy Wanker]

R.i.p. Dmx

[Willy Wanker]

Well all of the above things you mentioned minus the PMS and kids, is rampant in the gay community. And some want to adopt kids, so it's really just the PMS they don't have to worry about.

And a lot of them do have laughable standards, especially when it comes to dick size. Average gay...

[Willy Wanker]

Lmao!

Wish they would hire only female flight attendants.

And mandatory skimpy clothing, if they choose to wear clothes at all. That would be real first class, the kind of sht my broke ass thinks about when I jack off.

But seriously, male flight attendants are...

[Willy Wanker]

Damn, I didn't know it got scrapped. I missed that news. Yeah they been friends for a while now. Both are retired, well paid, and respected in the boxing community, no need to hate each other anymore.

I can never forget how fierce their rivalry was, it was personal. They were socking each...

[Willy Wanker]

Damn, Barrera is a beast for his age and size.

Morales is gonna pull out of their exhibition if he sees this video.

[Willy Wanker]

They should have just had Bryan win the Royal Rumble if they were gonna add him to the match anyways. That being said, Roman/Edge/Bryan is the only match with a great build up besides Fiend vs. Orton.

Owens vs. Zayn and Asuka vs. Rhea Ripley are matches that were literally thrown together...

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah, I'll be watching.

Look forward to the Fiend vs. Orton, the triple threat main event and Rollins vs. Cesaro will probably steal the show. Hopefully Cesaro can finally get his Wrestlemania moment.

The other matches should be good too, even though the build up sucked.

[Willy Wanker]

That's hilarious.

[Willy Wanker]

This is why I'm a big fan of Derrick Lewis:

And the new!!!...

[Willy Wanker]

Sounds good over there.

We got idiots always blasting their music, driving on their way to Walmart. Music is so loud they set car alarms on other vehicles. Fools tagging everywhere too. That's Cali life.

Saw an older guy last week, about late 40s leaving a parking lot blasting...

[Willy Wanker]

Did you get raped in prison or something?

You should go talk to somebody about that....

[Willy Wanker]

They look like a stereotypical white trash couple from a 90s comedy movie.

[Willy Wanker]

Yeah it's online. I only use Chrome and that works well. Firefox works too, but I never use it. I don't run office on my laptop, only use Word sometimes.

I use free Avast for security. It's only my personal laptop, so that's really all I need. If I used it for work, I'd have something...