I think that tire was possessed by the devil, reminds me of the movie Rubber. It's horror/comedy and the killer is a tire named Robert. It was actually a really fun movie, one of those movies that was better than it had any right to be.
He looks like a geriatric balding looney, and I'm sure he needs to sit and recharge his energy after knocking out all those people on his way to the bus stop. He's a bad man.
I'm a peaceful guy and I avoid confrontation, but I also carry a knife in my pocket almost everywhere I go, just in case. I hope I never have to use it, unless I'm cutting the overly tight dress off my fat Tinder dates.
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