Are you a loser??? If not, explain how you aren't

[TJ highway]

The worm said if I let him out of the bottle I would not be a loser!

[Zaroku]

I am a loser. An old loser who strikes out hitting on young chicks, but I hit a home run 6 to 8 times per year with 80 to 100 attempts. I pick my moments. Then I pounce! I look for girls without a solid father figure at home, then mentor her with old dong stick.

I look good for my age, or so I want to believe. My yesterday's are better than my tomorrows.

L for Zaroku!!

[Willy Wanker]

I am a loser. An old loser who strikes out hitting on young chicks, but I hit a home run 6 to 8 times per year with 80 to 100 attempts. I pick my moments. Then I pounce! I look for girls without a solid father figure at home, then mentor her with old dong stick.

I look good for my age, or so I want to believe. My yesterday's are better than my tomorrows.

L for Zaroku!!

I can always rely on you for good advice.

I'm 34 and the window of opportunity for women my age or older is getting smaller and I don't want to deal with single moms or bitter divorcees.

Lots of girls with daddy issues these days. So younger poon FTW!

[Zaroku]

I can always rely on you for good advice.

I'm 34 and the window of opportunity for women my age or older is getting smaller and I don't want to deal with single moms or bitter divorcees.

Lots of girls with daddy issues these days. So younger poon FTW!

Thanks buddy! Women always think about themselves, and expect guys to do the same. You gotta change up that mindset!

A woman is the only Animal, that will **** all over you, then blame you for it.

Ex: you made me cheat on you, I didn't want to cheat, but you made me do it!!

Perfect answer: if I had the power to make you do anything, I would have made you not play games with me, or lie to my face. My power to make you do things only works in your favor, get it!

Her answer: I hate it when you trick me with logic.

[El-blanco]

I can always rely on you for good advice.

I'm 34 and the window of opportunity for women my age or older is getting smaller and I don't want to deal with single moms or bitter divorcees.

Lots of girls with daddy issues these days. So younger poon FTW!

I'm the same age and my chick is 27. Girls our age are completely shot both physically and emotionally.

[Willy Wanker]

I'm the same age and my chick is 27. Girls our age are completely shot both physically and emotionally.

That's true, but also a shame. I met some cool chicks our age, but they're usually already tied down or married or something. Rare to find single women over 30 who don't carry some emotional baggage. Some women in their 30s already look terrible, like 10 years older.

[Willy Wanker]

A woman is the only Animal, that will **** all over you, then blame you for it.

That's right.

Treat women like cats, feed them, pet them, just don't let them **** on the carpet.

[Furn]

Well I like to get the daily news.

[Straight Up]

yes i am. i got a small dick and i cum easily.

satisfied bitch?

[KillaMane26]

Ima loser cuz......

I still watch Dragonball z and downloaded songs from the show to use for the video games

Have a huge ****o collection

Keep naked pics/ videos of all my exes.

Thinking about buying a n64 to play 007, wwf no mercy

Read the twilight book ( I was locked up)

Still love my first girlfriend ( wont tell her)

Ima fcking loser!!!