Sometimes I wish my neighbors and I were friends. There would be perks.
Right now my internet bill is past due. I wish I could use my neighbors WiFi temporarily. Sadly I don't have that resource. Though I've lived next to them for 5 years, they are strangers. We exchange insincere pleasantries with hurried, uncomfortable body language. Now that I think about it, fuck that asshole.
So are you friends with your neighbors or what?
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