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I get tired of looking at Facebook sometimes. Who needs to be reminded, daily, that people have died? "Here's a cheap jpg of a candle, to make my dad proud of me. I know you're looking down on me from Heaven, dad.. posting a picture on the internet like a fucking ****."
I've got this friend on there, her husband died due to heart complications, only in his thirties. Left her with a kid, poor girl. And every day she's posting stuff from the "generic cliched platitude book for ****s". You can't log on for a minute without her posting a pic of her husband, and her kid crying alone, and some **** like "I know this proves there's a God, as he tests our love even though we're no longer by each other's sides."
You know me by now, gang - I'm a tactful man, with a big, sympathetic heart. But after six months of this fucking bullshit I feel like just posting on her wall "he's dead, get over it... if you want some dick, let me know and I'll fuck you. Otherwise, stfu, ****."
But the worst came the other day when an old schoolfriend posted a pic of her baby and the words "happy 17th birthday" next to it. I nearly scrolled past, when I suddenly realised... it was a pic of a stillborn baby in an incubator, and she was saying he WOULD have been 17th, if he hadn't died.
Who the fuck posts a picture of a stillborn baby on their Facebook wall? One minute I'm eating my dinner, the next I'm looking at a photo of a dead baby.
It wouldn't have been so bad, but when I saw it, I nearly had a wank.
I've got this friend on there, her husband died due to heart complications, only in his thirties. Left her with a kid, poor girl. And every day she's posting stuff from the "generic cliched platitude book for ****s". You can't log on for a minute without her posting a pic of her husband, and her kid crying alone, and some **** like "I know this proves there's a God, as he tests our love even though we're no longer by each other's sides."
You know me by now, gang - I'm a tactful man, with a big, sympathetic heart. But after six months of this fucking bullshit I feel like just posting on her wall "he's dead, get over it... if you want some dick, let me know and I'll fuck you. Otherwise, stfu, ****."
But the worst came the other day when an old schoolfriend posted a pic of her baby and the words "happy 17th birthday" next to it. I nearly scrolled past, when I suddenly realised... it was a pic of a stillborn baby in an incubator, and she was saying he WOULD have been 17th, if he hadn't died.
Who the fuck posts a picture of a stillborn baby on their Facebook wall? One minute I'm eating my dinner, the next I'm looking at a photo of a dead baby.
It wouldn't have been so bad, but when I saw it, I nearly had a wank.
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