The Everything Chuck Norris Thread

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[DoubleLeftH00k]

GGG was once asked if he would take on Chuck Norris

his response was

"ChUck? oh nu! nu no! He Baaaad Boy! so No sorry!"

[Mooshashi]

[soul_survivor]

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Somebody asked chuck how many push ups he could do. He simply responded "all of em"

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built.

When chuck Norris gets tired he carries himself upstairs to bed.

[soul_survivor]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Somebody asked chuck how many push ups he could do. He simply responded "all of em"

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built.

When chuck Norris gets tired he carries himself upstairs to bed.

lool these are too jokes, a few years back they sorta reinvigorated his career, even made an appearance in the Expendables

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Anorak once made a thread about Chuck. But, before he could hit "submit" him and all his past threads vanished into oblivion.

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Build That Wall]