I got pretty wasted at a night club this past Friday with a few buddies of mine to the point of feeling like going to my car and laying down, while walking to the exit and simultaneously texting on the phone I accidentally bumped into this chick who had a drink in her hand that ended up getting on her dress.
Just as I was about to apologize from out of nowhere she slaps me and starts going bananas, yelling obscenities and demanding that I buy her another drink. After a brief apology I quickly proceeded out the door and towards my vehicle, only to be delayed by the words "Hey mother****er!" being directed at me by some guy, obviously a friend of the woman that I had previously walked into.
My head turned slightly and before my body could follow these two guys come sprinting at me like some NFL wide receivers programmed to KILL. Knowing fully well that my chances of ending up on the wrong side of a Worldstarhiphop video just skyrocketed. I did what any logical person would do and began stacking bull**** to the ceiling.
I'll never forget telling them "I'm an amateur MMA fighter bro, are you sure you want to do this?", it stopped them dead in their tracks. One of the guys asked me what my problem was, then he pointed out what appeared to be a huge hand print on my left cheek. I explained my part of the story and they were surprisingly empathetic, we went our separate ways and most importantly, nobody ended up on Worldstarhiphop.
Just as I was about to apologize from out of nowhere she slaps me and starts going bananas, yelling obscenities and demanding that I buy her another drink. After a brief apology I quickly proceeded out the door and towards my vehicle, only to be delayed by the words "Hey mother****er!" being directed at me by some guy, obviously a friend of the woman that I had previously walked into.
My head turned slightly and before my body could follow these two guys come sprinting at me like some NFL wide receivers programmed to KILL. Knowing fully well that my chances of ending up on the wrong side of a Worldstarhiphop video just skyrocketed. I did what any logical person would do and began stacking bull**** to the ceiling.
I'll never forget telling them "I'm an amateur MMA fighter bro, are you sure you want to do this?", it stopped them dead in their tracks. One of the guys asked me what my problem was, then he pointed out what appeared to be a huge hand print on my left cheek. I explained my part of the story and they were surprisingly empathetic, we went our separate ways and most importantly, nobody ended up on Worldstarhiphop.
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