This morning I stuffed paper towels in my underwear so the ladies at work can think..

[Trigger unhappy]

That I'm packing a huge penis. Every time I walk down the hall these ladies stare at my crotch area. Unfortunately for them I have an average to small penis. Hopefully now I can be more eye candy for them.

[Pretty Boy1]

They were probably looking then had the following conversation:

Woman 1: "Why has that weirdo with the strange toe shoes stuffed loads of paper towels down his underwear?"

Woman 2: "I don't know but if I saw him walking down the street I'd definately cross to the other side!!"

[PAC-BOY]

what are you gonna do if one of them wanna jump your bones? Pull out your paper towel and hit them in the face with it?

[Trigger unhappy]

what are you gonna do if one of them wanna jump your bones? Pull out your paper towel and hit them in the face with it?

By the time they figure out that I'm a lying ****, I've done bust my nut already. Mission accomplished!

[HughJass]

all this and you have a wife , smdh sirtrigg

[-jose-]

Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?

[Russian Crushin]

How do guys react?

[BostonGuy]

Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?

That, or he ate lots of lead paint chips....maybe both...

[-jose-]

That, or he ate lots of lead paint chips....maybe both...

and washed them down with paint thinner

[BostonGuy]

and washed them down with paint thinner