This morning I stuffed paper towels in my underwear so the ladies at work can think..

[spytactics]

I feel sorry for the TS's wife because she married a total, pathetic loser. He probably drives her to cheat on him in Walmart parking lots with whoever can afford two bottles of malt liquor and her water bill.

[Trigger unhappy]

Any man that says he never stuffed his underwear is a liar.

[Trigger unhappy]

Did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?

Plenty of power lines in Brooklyn.

[Trigger unhappy]

That, or he ate lots of lead paint chips....maybe both...

I blame all the neighborhood crack heads and weed smokers who use to smoke that crap in my building.

[-jose-]

Any man that says he never stuffed his underwear is a liar.

I've never stuffed my underwear, that's just plain stupid

I stuff my shirt sleeves with paper towels so the ancient women I deliver O2 to think I have muscles and tip me

[Derranged]

I don't think they'll care much about the paper towel roll once they're grossed out by your foot fetish. Which reminds me, please tell me this guy isn't you, Trigger:

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local...221375671.html


A 32-year old man with a "foot fetish" was arrested for allegedly molesting a 9-year old boy whose feet he photographed inside of a Bay Area Target store, according to police in Pinole.

Gregory Paul Houchins allegedly approached a boy on Aug. 13 at the Pinole Target store on Fitzgerald Drive.

There, he convinced the child to take off his shoes and socks and follow him to the store bathroom, police said in a news release.

In the bathroom, Houcins allegedly "forced the child to grab and rub his genitalia" at the same time he taking video and pictures of the boy's feet, according to the release.

Police arrived after the boy ran out of the bathroom to find his parents.

Houchins was arrested two days later after he was recognized at the same Target.

His co-workers at Burlington Coat Factory in Pinole reported that he has been "known to ask people to take pictures of their feet," according to Bay Area News Group.

[ИATAS]

Keep it organic, man. I only stuff my underwear with cucumbers or zucchini.

[DARKSEID]

I'm Asian so women automatically think i'm small.

It's pretty awesome when they find out i'm not lol

[Trigger unhappy]

I feel sorry for the TS's wife because she married a total, pathetic loser. He probably drives her to cheat on him in Walmart parking lots with whoever can afford two bottles of malt liquor and her water bill.

You got me all wrong. I don't shop at Walmart,and I don't drink malt liquor. You don't know me! You don't know me!

[Trigger unhappy]

I don't think they'll care much about the paper towel roll once they're grossed out by your foot fetish. Which reminds me, please tell me this guy isn't you, Trigger:

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local...221375671.html


A 32-year old man with a "foot fetish" was arrested for allegedly molesting a 9-year old boy whose feet he photographed inside of a Bay Area Target store, according to police in Pinole.

Gregory Paul Houchins allegedly approached a boy on Aug. 13 at the Pinole Target store on Fitzgerald Drive.

There, he convinced the child to take off his shoes and socks and follow him to the store bathroom, police said in a news release.

In the bathroom, Houcins allegedly "forced the child to grab and rub his genitalia" at the same time he taking video and pictures of the boy's feet, according to the release.

Police arrived after the boy ran out of the bathroom to find his parents.

Houchins was arrested two days later after he was recognized at the same Target.

His co-workers at Burlington Coat Factory in Pinole reported that he has been "known to ask people to take pictures of their feet," according to Bay Area News Group.

This gives us foot fetish people a bad name. I only love woman's feet. Sir Trigger happy does not walk around target looking for young boys feet.