Woman on Craigslist looking for the guy who got her pregnant at a Motörhead show

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Manglers only ad in the paper would be for UNWANTED bitchez taking up too much room... saves chopping them up, that way.

And SWF would be replaced with bunny.

[Sweet Pea 50]

Old, but still cracks me up.

[ßringer]

Let's get a few things straight right here and right now.

I'm a big fan of hitting it raw, but at no point in my life have I ever had a mowhawk.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Let's get a few things straight right here and right now.

I'm a big fan of hitting it raw, but at no point in my life have I ever had a mowhawk.

^^
this is the exact message bringer sent to his baby mama

[ßringer]

If it's a boy, I'm naming him Mangler, BTW.

[Chief2ndzOnly!]

Let's get a few things straight right here and right now.

I'm a big fan of hitting it raw, but at no point in my life have I ever had a mowhawk.

Yea, Yea, when all else fails blam it on the ex.

[TRAV1$]

Let's get a few things straight right here and right now.

I'm a big fan of hitting it raw, but at no point in my life have I ever had a mowhawk.

Aye, the red mohawk is the most tragic part of the whole thing.

[joe strong]

And there are guys like Joe Strong who say it's too hard to get a woman, eh.

Joe, there you go. Go to one of these shows. It's all free.

who said it was hard to get a woman? i never did...i'm just a sleeze & don't care about what you people think of me...i'm white trash & proud...i should add ive been to over 200 rock & metal concerts...it's not my first BBQ son. i just never deny anything & have no shame in my life. i certainly wouldn't trade my life for yours...hahahaha! what you don't get is i like being sugar daddy & enjoy being able to make people roll over & be my pet...

[paul750]

who said it was hard to get a woman? i never did...i'm just a sleeze & don't care about what you people think of me...i'm white trash & proud...i should add ive been to over 200 rock & metal concerts...it's not my first BBQ son. i just never deny anything & have no shame in my life. i certainly wouldn't trade my life for yours...hahahaha! what you don't get is i like being sugar daddy & enjoy being able to make people roll over & be my pet...

I wasn't hating on you by the way. But I just can't get my head around the whole idea. But it is your life and you're not breaking any laws, so it's not for any of use to judge. I mean I'm actually quite liberal for the most part.

I know some fellas who have kind of given up on women, and thought you might be one of them.

[SkillspayBills]

Beat me to the damn Bringer joke. I was so ready to say that **** lol. Hey Bringer, get that Maury test my brotha, I'll come on with you to do the worm if "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER."