Its John Lennon's birthday today!

[King Kong]

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[StarshipTrooper]

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Of course you mommy told you no mas: She doesn't want to deal with your **** encrusted nappies anymore and who can blame her?

Poet

[King Kong]

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[StarshipTrooper]

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It's OK Junior.....we know your mommy won't let you out of the attic so it's only natural for you to give up hope and go over to a corner and **** your nappy again. I'm sure you'll get your bum cleaned up someday

Poet

[King Kong]

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[StarshipTrooper]

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Of COURSE you quit Junior.....hollering your lungs out for that nappy change must have been EXHAUSTING.

[King Kong]

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[StarshipTrooper]

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Really son.....reciting bad poetry isn't going to get that **** filled nappy of yours changed any faster

[King Kong]

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[StarshipTrooper]

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Very bad won't help you either.....you're just going to have to be content with playing in your feces for a while.....