The Would you Rather? Thread

[4truth]

I'd take the chance, keep on the move.

I always have that feeling there are things out there already that want to kill me. Some want to give me cancer or some other fatal disease, others are just random disaster like a speeding drunk driver or a bullet fired at a gang member by another gang member, with poor stupid me between them. If the snail wants to kill me he can join the crowd.

[Sweet Pea 5O]

Honestly mate, the snail is not gonna give a f.uck about all that

[BodyBagz]

Do we have one of these? F.ucking remiss if we don't.

To start.

Would you rather be on minimum wage or have £1 million a year with the thing being a snail will be chasing you for your whole life for you to earn the milli? If the snail touches you - you die.

Rules:

1. You cant kill the snail or plan for its demise in anyway. It isnt a normal snail. It is indestructible.

2. It is regular size and moves as slow as a normal snail.

3. You can't track the snail. The snail can track you.

4. You never know whether the snail can get on public transport or not. You have to roll the dice on that one. It still slow as anything so surely it would struggle

What a pain to fly to Australia only to find out the f.ucking snail was in the cockpit.

The magical snail is wasting its time. If it can just appear, why not appear ON the person ,

If it is slow AF, then I will def take my chances...

Which one is it, though ?

[ProblemChild_JakePaul]

I would just kill the damn snail and forfeit the prize

[Sweet Pea 5O]

I would just kill the damn snail and forfeit the prize

It's indestructible, my guy.

So unless you're a reality warping cosmic level Marvel character, it's just going to look at you all snail like, and proceed to try to kill you.

Incredibly slowly.

[kara]

I would just kill the damn snail and forfeit the prize

And I would try to help you!

[Sparked_26]

The magical snail is wasting its time. If it can just appear, why not appear ON the person ,

If it is slow AF, then I will def take my chances...

Which one is it, though ?

He's got nothing but time. He was born to vanquish you.

He's a talented guy admittedly but he's not omnipotent and he can't teleport himself.

[BodyBagz]

he can't teleport himself.

Show me the money

[markusmod]

Show me the money

Hopefully a lot of money.

[BodyBagz]

Hopefully a lot of money.

Since it can't just pop up via teleportation, I'll hop on that plane to France where they love escargots
They will kill it for me