Russia launches invasion of Ukraine - MASTER THREAD

[Szef]

You guys should go join up.


Apparently NATO is getting very desperate.
They are now trying to sign up immigrants to fight in Ukraine.

"After the contract expires, accelerated citizenship in the UK or EU is guaranteed"

Payments in citizenship.....

https://www.adzuna.co.uk/jobs/details/4095390986

It's only logical that you would believe in something so obviously fake.

[BattlingNelson]

The trolling on twitter is goddamn epic!

[Citizen Koba]

So the Giant Russian Bear has enlisted. Best of luck finding cover for his giant frameimage.jpg
Former world heavyweight champion Nikolai Valuev, the 7ft giant who was famously beaten by David Haye, reveals he's been summoned to fight in Vladimir Putin's Russian army... and he plans to enlist next week amid war in Ukraine


By Sam Brookes For Mailonline12:04 EDT 29 Sep 2022 , updated 07:22 EDT 30 Sep 2022

Bless his socks but Sugar Nick Valuev is gonna make a large target for the Ukies, not sure even his balletic footwork will help him dodge incoming sniper fire.

On the flip side I expect he will be equipped with a devastating custom made XXXL zhovel.

[BattlingNelson]

It's only logical that you would believe in something so obviously fake.

Funny thing is that there is such a plan installed for migrants. Migrants in Russia! No joke. Joining the army is a fasttrack for russian citizenship.

[billeau2]

He's probably talking about the cannon fodder prisoners

Not the real mercs

They dont use the real mercs as cannon fodder

They use the mercs to exploit the holes the cannon fodder were able to establish

I saw a video analysis of what they were doing

It wasn't really human waves they were using

More like a game of mine sweeper


Convicts run to a position, they get killed

Repeat until they find a spot, they dig in

Another group comes up to reinforce new position the dug in

From there repeat cycle to new position

That my friend is an ancient strategy... I taught my two sons, one in the Army, the other a Marine, that before you enlist you get a college degree, you get a great aptitude score, then you become an asset. The best Samurai Swordsmen taught the rest... Smart militaries value their human assets as much as other assets.

[billeau2]

300,000 troops can be activated
900,000 reserve troops

Finland would bloody them

Finland has made Russia pay dearly in the past... Of all the countries to invade, given the combination of huma and geographical traits? I would avoid the Finns like the plague. it would be like going to mountain country here in the States... All those rednecks with weapons dying for a chance to use them, digging in, and now someone has to go in... Texas, Pennsylvania, The Smokies? Mountain people have this thang... They don't fight so easy but once it is on. The Brits learned about Guerilla warfare the hard way, this invasion would be harder...

Some say "well they would just bomb it first" well... sometime some force has to go in...

[Clegg]

Happy to welcome the Belgorod People's Republic to the international community. Hoping we can fast-track their NATO application.

[Left Hook Tua]

I can understand why Russians from Belgorod rebelling.

Russian aircraft did accidentally bomb them like 3 times.

[Left Hook Tua]

It's only logical that you would believe in something so obviously fake.

Only man down would recommend a fake job offer with a promise of UK/EU citizenship to UK/EU citizens.

[Left Hook Tua]

Hello British citizens!

Hello Danish, Polish, German, Belgian citizens!

Can I offer you a fake job?

Can I interest you in a UK or EU citizenship?