Drunk Lang

[Drunken Cat]

I ran into some Japanese nutcase on the street yesterday.

I was drinking beers in the afternoon and he walked by, I knew the guy.

He told me I should join the military.

Beercules will probably tell me not to.

Actually, I'm against the idea.

[Drunken Cat]

The guy also said he's going to Thailand in a few days to drink and whore.

I don't know what woodworks these guys come out of.

[Drunken Cat]

I've been checking out Murderpedia.

And I'mma go kill the guy that gave me a black eye a few weeks ago.

(No I'm not. Don't call the cops. I want to go eat at a shop in the neighborhood and am hoping not to run into the guy. Fuggen beta. I think I could kick his ass though.)

[Drunken Cat]

This being a joke and all, I wouldn't mind going and lets say burning down the guy's house.

Dem was jokes though.

And the guy lives in my neighborhood.

Just had a slight mind to burn a house down.

I won't do **** though.

Betta status.





No **** will be done

[Drunken Cat]

I'm serious guys, I'm not crazy. This guy use to be a friend. I got drunk, and he attacked me while I was sleeping. That was cowardly as can be. Bygones be bygones. I won't do ****. I was joking; he's still a *****.

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

You should give him a good hiding lad.

Whomattacks someone when they're sleeping?.

[Drunken Cat]

See? This dude Ermantraut is encouraging me now.

Gives me a thought to go give this guy a piece of my mind.

[Rudyo]

LOL so I saw my friends band perform at some dive bar. It was a trainwreck lol, just as it should be.

[Rudyo]

[Rudyo]

I'm broke AF after paying off all my tickets and ****. Got some miller high life.