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Bacon and egg on toast and a cup of tea.
With Brown sauce obviously.
With Brown sauce obviously.
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I talked to the Korean-Chinese slag about some nonsense, for about 45 minutes.
The Mongolian-Chinese girl introduced us, and wanted us to be a couple.
I told her, you are really hot, by the way there was this Vietnamese girl, and you know her.
"Why are you telling me this?"
Well, you are my friend, and I thought I could tell you.
We use to study English, Korean, and Chinese. We had the first English conversation we ever had. And her English is extremely cute.
I told her in Chinese, you are really hot.
She asked me to throw a party and invite her and the Mongol over.
Really it is all quite innocent.Comment
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I know all girls love compliments. But Chinese girls love them especially.
If you like a Chinese girl, just tell her she is beautiful, and she'll be diving for you dick.
Not to say I'm gonna bang, but that's the way it goes.
Even better if you can say it in Chinese.
Ni hen piao liang.
Ni hen ke ai.Last edited by Drunken Cat; 01-31-2016, 10:02 AM.Comment
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Sounds like my next tourist destination. I'm just concerned about the far East and STD's.Originally posted by Virgil Caine View PostComment
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This is the gayest thread I've ever seenComment
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Never been to Asia but a friend told me he didn't dare to mess around in South East Asia. Maybe wear three condoms or something you're safe and ready to rock'n'roll. :boobies:Originally posted by !WAR KOVALEV! View PostComment
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On the vodka
I haven't drank all week. Well I had 3 beers Thursday but that doesn't count.Comment
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On the drink and I missed Shameless.
Am I the only one who wants falcon punch Debbie in the ****?Comment
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