How do you pick up bible thumpers?

[TheMyspaceDayz]

These religious types are unapproachable. Seem like the opposite of fun. Watching a possessed semi-truck run someone over is funny to me.
Maximum Overdrive ftw. Underrated movie.
Do you got to pretend to be into Jesus to score these girls? Feels low but there are some serious hotties over there in church. Untapped resources.

[Furn]

Start a cult.

[Wolfie*]

Those women are into BJs and **** only like in prison. My kind of ladies.

[DreamerUSA]

Catholic schools around the area I grew up in California had the highest pregnancy rates back in the 80s and I went to a Pentecostal private school and got laid no problem. **** I had to deal with was getting consistent ass. Girl I dated through much of high school would give it up, then feel guilty and hold out for like a week. Could still get BJs, but was annoying.

[Anthony342]

Tell her you're religious too. They usually like giving good BJs and a nal. Then tell them you're gonna marry them to get them to give up the vag.