Tremors
9/10
an excellent premise and consistently entertaining with top notch acting. Revisit this one
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The problem is that titanic appealed to so many women so it killed at the box office. And that budget didn’t hurt.
We all know what the better movie was though.
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F’d up taxi cab rides
I only ever used them when I was drunk so I got some good ones.
Had 3 flats on the backseat of this van and didn’t factor in when it brakes that they will slide. The top flat slid at a red light and a few exploded and were spraying. I picked them up and they were spraying all over...
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I dated a girl who called me from the highway and said she hit a flock of chickens. She was crying. In Canada, they can fly.
When she showed up, I started laughing uncontrollably. She must have hit every single chicken in the Western Hemisphere. The damage was insane. I say “you’re...
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That’s some Days of Thunder shit right there, when he reads the road and flies through the wreckage....
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You ever hit an animal with your vehicle?
What was it and what was the damage?
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Is comedy art?
Jerry Seinfeld is complete dog ****
he was the least funny person on his own show. Why did he become such a massive hit?
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Those poor bastards won’t know what him them. Good luck.
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I remember arm wrestling this nerdy guy. Someone I would obviously squash but I had recently gone on a vegan diet. Eating plants is boring af so I was eating like once a day. This arm wrestling match turned into this epic affair where everyone is thinking I’m messing with him or playing possum....
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Didn’t return their bikes, no. But we parked them outside a library across the street from my house. Seemed like a very respectable place that the family probably frequents.
who am I kidding, I have no clue if they got their bikes back....
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Puzzles are a great way to keep your mind sharp. So video games if you ain’t into the board games....
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Touché. Girls be complaining though, am I right
one time my buddy and I came out the bar and we’re too drunk to walk and this is way before Uber. We come across this house that is so close to the bar that its property value must be trash. There are two small kids bikes in the front...Last edited by TheMyspaceDayz; 05-13-2022, 03:34 PM.
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I once returned home from the bar and fell asleep in the shower. The home I had returned to was my neighbours identical house. Top that one....
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Random fact time
Feel free to share a random fact about yourself
my girlfriend says I drink too much. She just pointed out that I sent her a video at 3 AM where Stevie Nicks is blasting and I say “Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost”
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I once took a job in a Native American community. You had to literally turn off the highway and drive into the woods for nearly four hours.
population : 100
The groceries were expensive. I remember picking up a litre of orange juice and it cost like $18....
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What does the doorway lead to? That’s my question. An alien sex dungeon perhaps. And maybe some of those aliens have nice personalities so it’s okay that you loosen up and converse.
I’d 100% **** an alien. Didn’t realize it until now.
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I’m sorry, bro.
I lost my guinea pig a few years ago. Didn’t realize I was attached to it until it happened. They become a part of you
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