How many times were you sent to the principals office in school?

[TheMyspaceDayz]

And what did you do?

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Oh hell yeah, dude.

Like “can I marry this girl on the phone?” kind of hot....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I can tell I’m the one. You can see it in the eyes and how emotional they become over your words alone. That’s love. Or maybe she is crazy and I’m going to get beheaded. Future updates to come....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

The only time to make an X is when you’re slamming it across your crotch. D-Generation X for life.

WWF ftw

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I have been talking to her on the phone for 15 years. We regularly have 3 hour phone calls.

It’s not what it looks like....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I got this hottie in Vegas just waiting for me to give her the green light and then she is coming to Canada. I talk weird sometimes. I know....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I don’t want a kid. This insanity must stop with me.

Got this sweet Haitian lined up though and I’m going to rip into that.

I think more than anything that I just want to establish myself as a better man in general. I’ve done plenty good in the past but...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Ghost Dog is ****in awesome. That’s probably the best hidden gem that has been mentioned here...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I feel like no. The Korean was so beaten up that he apologized to Roy after the fight and no one in the world believed in the decision.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

If Bill Cosby gets something like that then I’m going to lmfao...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

If that thing can say “megatron must be stopped... no matter the cost” then I’m buying it...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

1984 although it’s depressing af

Helter Skelter although it has recently been debunked and Vincent Bugliosi is full of it.

Deathlands: Pilgrimage to Hell. It’s the best book I’ve ever read. It’s about a band of survivors following a nuclear war a hundred...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I was drunk af when I posted this lol. I don’t even remember doing it.

I got to get her back into her apartment and I’m on it.

And she can’t move in yet because I have a girlfriend.

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I’m supposed to text a girl and make it seem like we are over so her boyfriend lets her move back in.

Complicated situation. I talked her into moving out but she became homeless for a few days because she knows no one in Vegas. Then I had to talk her into going back to him saying...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

That’s how I asked out my first girlfriend. I didn’t know that was distant or unromantic or whatever. I remember sitting in the library and typing it all up lol. It worked. For about two seconds. Perhaps the shortest relationship ever....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

When I was 20 there was this girl named Joy. She became known as the grim reaper because girls would use her to break up for them. Sick bitch probably started to like it.

I remember standing outside a dance leaning on this guard rail and she appears out of nowhere and leans on the same...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

Somebody sounds like they never went to track n field before.

There is an honour in it and if your event isn’t lame af then you have a big audience. Get to battle all these kids from across Canada. I enjoyed it and still do see the appeal in the olympics....

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I think my favourite ever moment was watching this German weight lifter who had recently lost his wife. He promised her on her death bed he would win a gold medal. Then he broke a world record hoisting these weights above his head.

and I’m Canadian so of course Donovan Bailey is the...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

I gave a girl $700 dollars once after she gave me this sad story about her broken down car.

She bought a Wii, flew her son into town, bought a bunch of clothes. And never apologized for lying. She just let her car remain broken down and started cabbing everywhere.

I dunno what...

[TheMyspaceDayz]

My dad told me he wants to be cremated and I just sort of jokingly tell I’m not going to scatter his ashes in the sea. I’m going to dump them in an outhouse lol

my family has a very dark sense of humour...