How To Get To Heaven When You Die

[xfrodobagginsx]

Here is another:


Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

[squealpiggy]

Why does it have to be God though? Why couldn't it be Harry Potter? Or Mickey Mouse?

Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[squealpiggy]

Here is another:


Link to a guy who says he went to hell and back.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=0

Here's a collection of people saying they were abducted by aliens:

it's not, rejection of God isn't so much a crime as a case of people getting what they asked for - existence without God

That somehow doesn't equate to eternal torture.

[xfrodobagginsx]

Or the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Click on the video and actually watch it, then come back talking about the flying spaghetti monster.

[squealpiggy]

Click on the video and actually watch it, then come back talking about the flying spaghetti monster.

Hang on a minute... you're threatening me right? You're threatening me with eternal damnation for not believing in your god...

Or do you mean click on the video that I posted about alien abductions?

[Southpaw Stinger]

Hang on a minute... you're threatening me right? You're threatening me with eternal damnation for not believing in your god...

Or do you mean click on the video that I posted about alien abductions?

It's not worth going to heaven, it's full of christians.

[neils7147933]

[xfrodobagginsx]

I believe that people are abducted by aliens, but that they aren't really aliens. They really ARE having this literal experience, but it's demons who are abducting them. There was a study done at radom and every single instance where these people who were being abducted by aliens said the name of Jesus Christ or prayed, the abduction stopped immediately. Demons flee at the name of Jesus Christ and I believe the aliens to be nothing more than demons posing as aliens.

[squealpiggy]

I believe that people are abducted by aliens, but that they aren't really aliens. They really ARE having this literal experience, but it's demons who are abducting them. There was a study done at radom and every single instance where these people who were being abducted by aliens said the name of Jesus Christ or prayed, the abduction stopped immediately. Demons flee at the name of Jesus Christ and I believe the aliens to be nothing more than demons posing as aliens.

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Link to the study pls?

[Ironside]

I believe that people are abducted by aliens, but that they aren't really aliens. They really ARE having this literal experience, but it's demons who are abducting them. There was a study done at radom and every single instance where these people who were being abducted by aliens said the name of Jesus Christ or prayed, the abduction stopped immediately. Demons flee at the name of Jesus Christ and I believe the aliens to be nothing more than demons posing as aliens.

sorry I just had to laugh at that.