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  • Anybody got a floyd mayweather work out routine?

    just curious if this guy let one of his training routines leak ...


    im not talking about the sparring ... he has to have a routine with pull ups ...running, jump roping ....push ups...etc

  • #2
    Here's what he did yesterday

    9am: Woke up. Checked to see if his balls have grown back, but there was no sign of them.

    10am: Almost went outside but decided to stay in, just incase Cotto was within a 50 mile radius.

    11am: Logged onto boxingscene under the username 'Horus' and posted seventeen threads full of multi-coloured excuses for not fighting a top ten welterweight.

    1pm: Logged onto boxingscene as one of his 50 alts. Gave red k to someone because they had Cotto in their avatar.

    2pm: Called 50 Cent. No answer. Left a message asking him to tell people that Floyd is 'street' and 'down with da homeys'.

    3 pm: Went for a run. It wasn't planned but he thought he saw someone who looked like Antonio Margarito and had to get away fast.

    5pm: Texted Ricky Hatton to see if he is still on for a re-match. Assured him that he is p4p #2 in the world and that those who disagree are just haters. Told him that the money he made fighting Lazcano is more important than the standard of his performance.

    6pm: Watched a tape of his fight with Baldomir whilst masturbating and shouting "yeah baby, boxing clinic!"

    10pm: Early night for little Floyd, lots of ducking to do in the morning. Fell asleep on a big pile of money, laughing at the idiots who pay money to see him fight.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Clegg View Post
      Here's what he did yesterday

      9am: Woke up. Checked to see if his balls have grown back, but there was no sign of them.

      10am: Almost went outside but decided to stay in, just incase Cotto was within a 50 mile radius.

      11am: Logged onto boxingscene under the username 'Horus' and posted seventeen threads full of multi-coloured excuses for not fighting a top ten welterweight.

      1pm: Logged onto boxingscene as one of his 50 alts. Gave red k to someone because they had Cotto in their avatar.

      2pm: Called 50 Cent. No answer. Left a message asking him to tell people that Floyd is 'street' and 'down with da homeys'.

      3 pm: Went for a run. It wasn't planned but he thought he saw someone who looked like Antonio Margarito and had to get away fast.

      5pm: Texted Ricky Hatton to see if he is still on for a re-match. Assured him that he is p4p #2 in the world and that those who disagree are just haters. Told him that the money he made fighting Lazcano is more important than the standard of his performance.

      6pm: Watched a tape of his fight with Baldomir whilst masturbating and shouting "yeah baby, boxing clinic!"

      10pm: Early night for little Floyd, lots of ducking to do in the morning. Fell asleep on a big pile of money, laughing at the idiots who pay money to see him fight.
      Haha, the Cleggster!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Clegg View Post
        Here's what he did yesterday

        9am: Woke up. Checked to see if his balls have grown back, but there was no sign of them.

        10am: Almost went outside but decided to stay in, just incase Cotto was within a 50 mile radius.

        11am: Logged onto boxingscene under the username 'Horus' and posted seventeen threads full of multi-coloured excuses for not fighting a top ten welterweight.

        1pm: Logged onto boxingscene as one of his 50 alts. Gave red k to someone because they had Cotto in their avatar.

        2pm: Called 50 Cent. No answer. Left a message asking him to tell people that Floyd is 'street' and 'down with da homeys'.

        3 pm: Went for a run. It wasn't planned but he thought he saw someone who looked like Antonio Margarito and had to get away fast.

        5pm: Texted Ricky Hatton to see if he is still on for a re-match. Assured him that he is p4p #2 in the world and that those who disagree are just haters. Told him that the money he made fighting Lazcano is more important than the standard of his performance.

        6pm: Watched a tape of his fight with Baldomir whilst masturbating and shouting "yeah baby, boxing clinic!"

        10pm: Early night for little Floyd, lots of ducking to do in the morning. Fell asleep on a big pile of money, laughing at the idiots who pay money to see him fight.
        That must have been what you dreamed.

        In Reality he woke up and ***** slapped Cleg until Cleg took his tounge of his ****, and followed to scream "Stop suckin me off while i sleep".

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Clegg View Post
          Here's what he did yesterday

          9am: Woke up. Checked to see if his balls have grown back, but there was no sign of them.

          10am: Almost went outside but decided to stay in, just incase Cotto was within a 50 mile radius.

          11am: Logged onto boxingscene under the username 'Horus' and posted seventeen threads full of multi-coloured excuses for not fighting a top ten welterweight.

          1pm: Logged onto boxingscene as one of his 50 alts. Gave red k to someone because they had Cotto in their avatar.

          2pm: Called 50 Cent. No answer. Left a message asking him to tell people that Floyd is 'street' and 'down with da homeys'.

          3 pm: Went for a run. It wasn't planned but he thought he saw someone who looked like Antonio Margarito and had to get away fast.

          5pm: Texted Ricky Hatton to see if he is still on for a re-match. Assured him that he is p4p #2 in the world and that those who disagree are just haters. Told him that the money he made fighting Lazcano is more important than the standard of his performance.

          6pm: Watched a tape of his fight with Baldomir whilst masturbating and shouting "yeah baby, boxing clinic!"

          10pm: Early night for little Floyd, lots of ducking to do in the morning. Fell asleep on a big pile of money, laughing at the idiots who pay money to see him fight.

          Ouch you really let Floyd have it.

          Unfortunatly, As a fan i must bombard you with hate mail now. expect your inbox to overflow very soon....
























































































          i cant stay mad at you clegg

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DA1CATAS View Post
            That must have been what you dreamed.

            In Reality he woke up and ***** slapped Cleg until Cleg took his tounge of his ****, and followed to scream "Stop suckin me off while i sleep".
            ........................You fail.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Clegg View Post
              Here's what he did yesterday

              9am: Woke up. Checked to see if his balls have grown back, but there was no sign of them.

              10am: Almost went outside but decided to stay in, just incase Cotto was within a 50 mile radius.

              11am: Logged onto boxingscene under the username 'Horus' and posted seventeen threads full of multi-coloured excuses for not fighting a top ten welterweight.

              1pm: Logged onto boxingscene as one of his 50 alts. Gave red k to someone because they had Cotto in their avatar.

              2pm: Called 50 Cent. No answer. Left a message asking him to tell people that Floyd is 'street' and 'down with da homeys'.

              3 pm: Went for a run. It wasn't planned but he thought he saw someone who looked like Antonio Margarito and had to get away fast.

              5pm: Texted Ricky Hatton to see if he is still on for a re-match. Assured him that he is p4p #2 in the world and that those who disagree are just haters. Told him that the money he made fighting Lazcano is more important than the standard of his performance.

              6pm: Watched a tape of his fight with Baldomir whilst masturbating and shouting "yeah baby, boxing clinic!"

              10pm: Early night for little Floyd, lots of ducking to do in the morning. Fell asleep on a big pile of money, laughing at the idiots who pay money to see him fight.

              you said it yourself, at the end of the day he sleeps on a big pile of money while u are being jealous. Stop hating.

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              • #8
                I'm laughing at all the Floydboys getting all serious. It's a joke, a pretty funny one, appreciate it for it's humor and move on.

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                • #9
                  lol....people here are so easily amused

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by T-97 View Post
                    Ouch you really let Floyd have it.

                    Unfortunatly, As a fan i must bombard you with hate mail now. expect your inbox to overflow very soon....



                    i cant stay mad at you clegg
                    Cheers

                    Just in case anyone is unsure, I was just joking around. I don't hate the guy, he's a great fighter.

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