The other day I was gonna box my cousins boyfriend and his friend were there. So he starts talking all this tough boxing talk. So im just sitting there like man you dont know ****. So I slowly crawl into the conversation talking boxing. Then the subject comes up 'lets lace the gloves up and box.' So im down. My cousins boyfriend is outside and so are all his homies. My cousin doesnt want me to do this because she doesnt want me to get 'killed.' LOL little did they knew I knew what I was doing. Then we were all laced up. And I can see everybody just ready to start cracking up. So they say 'GO!' So I get in the southpaw stance and everyody starts laughing. One of his homies says something like 'look the dude dont even know how to stand when hes fighting!!!!' So Im just eating it all up inside. I start cracking him with jabs and dancing circles around him. For every 10 jabs or so I land he lands about 1 or 2 hooks. Now everybody is like quiet I think they were surprised at my footwork and good technique. So I throw a left hand and it misses and then a jab and that misses and then he thorws an uppercut that kinda hurts me. So he throws looping left hook and I just blast a left hand starigh on his chin. And he drops on his ass and he gets up and takes off his gloves. He starts complaining how I was hitting him low and behind the head and that he was done. So we are done and everybody acts like aint nothing happen and boxing isnt mentioned for the rest of the night. Has something like this ever happened to you?
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alot
Lol
people know i love boxing
more so that i love watchin n talken about it
few know i got the bag and love hitten
never been to a gym never gona either
its just fun to hit the bag
ya know what i mean
anyways
so couple times people will be like its easy to talk about boxing how bout we box
cousins uncles friends co workers
im like nah i dont know how to box
but i def know how to hit
i try to block a lil and i think more then a reg person
so lots of times me n people will throw on the gloves
and they usuaully dont want rematches
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Originally posted by abdiel2k3 View Postalot
Lol
people know i love boxing
more so that i love watchin n talken about it
few know i got the bag and love hitten
never been to a gym never gona either
its just fun to hit the bag
ya know what i mean
anyways
so couple times people will be like its easy to talk about boxing how bout we box
cousins uncles friends co workers
im like nah i dont know how to box
but i def know how to hit
i try to block a lil and i think more then a reg person
so lots of times me n people will throw on the gloves
and they usuaully dont want rematches
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I may have told this story before, but a guy at my wife's office had been getting too buddy-buddy with her. Crossing over from the "friend zone," if you know what I mean. Inviting her to lunch, going to her musical performances, etc.
Instead of telling me about it, she took matters into her own hands and told him, "My husband has a boxing match on Saturday, and I hate sitting by myself. You should come."
"A what?"
"Oh, he's a boxer. He has a fight this weekend."
"Um. . . . sure, I'll come."
That was the match that I won by RTD not long ago. A real slugfest.
He keeps a good distance these days, she says.
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I know egsactly how you feel, im a boxing fanatic i read way to much stuff and i train 3 times a week and having a fight soon ive been boxing for 2 years now and i know way to much anyway....
the otherday in my class i was listening to a group of people talking about boxing . like they all know everyting they were all like ''mike tyson is the best boxer at the moment i think'' and theres this guy who goes to this really crap gym and he thinks he can box he has been going for about 1 month and hes stood telling the whole class how to stand and hes showing all the girls the punches he knows and everyone is saying ''your the best boxer in the school'' to him, however they dont really know that i train my arse off boxing, in the seniors , i spar older guys who are really good and tugh amatures, i constantly read eat sleep boxing, but non off them no this, so this other guy point over at me and says ''he boxes'' and they all come over and ask me ''who would win in a spar'' i dont want to sound bigheaded so i ' shrug my sholuders and say i dont know'' the whole class bursts out lauging as if they think im ****** and they think he would kill me, he laughs and says ''we will have a spar then, i will go easy tho '' and he starts laughing, i agreed to spar him knowing how easy it would be'
at lunchtime he goes home to get he shiny everlast gloves his rich dad bought him, by lunch time the whole school knew about it and were all saying how he was gonna beat me so badly and how funny it would be, anyway my best freind who knows me loads starting taking best in lol,
so the guy shows up chucks me some old raggy red gloves wiht the padding coming out, and put on his shiny everlasts, a a huge circle of the crowd formed and we were gonna box, everyone lauging at me an ****, so wen we come together i hold out my glove as we do in sparring to touch gloves and he ovbiusly didnt know what to do and he hit my with a straight shot unexpectidly that knocked me back, everyone in the crowd was lauging an cherrin him on, i was now backed up against a building he came up ready to throw agin, and i turned him, so his back was against the building, left hook straight right and then pummeld about 20 shots straight into his wide open face until he sought of like bent his knees and kinda sat down againmst the building everyone went kinda quiet, i put the gloves on his lap and walked away,
anyway he came up to me at the end of the day acuseing mr of stealing his new everlast gloves and wants the money, he also acused me of cheating by punching him when he wasnt ready or somintg,
anyway since then people ask me alot more questions about boxing and i bring me gloves in and other bring theres and we organise miny spars and lunchtime which are hilarious watching the people who cant box ,box.
thought id share that with ya
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Originally posted by mr tricky View PostI know egsactly how you feel, im a boxing fanatic i read way to much stuff and i train 3 times a week and having a fight soon ive been boxing for 2 years now and i know way to much anyway....
the otherday in my class i was listening to a group of people talking about boxing . like they all know everyting they were all like ''mike tyson is the best boxer at the moment i think'' and theres this guy who goes to this really crap gym and he thinks he can box he has been going for about 1 month and hes stood telling the whole class how to stand and hes showing all the girls the punches he knows and everyone is saying ''your the best boxer in the school'' to him, however they dont really know that i train my arse off boxing, in the seniors , i spar older guys who are really good and tugh amatures, i constantly read eat sleep boxing, but non off them no this, so this other guy point over at me and says ''he boxes'' and they all come over and ask me ''who would win in a spar'' i dont want to sound bigheaded so i ' shrug my sholuders and say i dont know'' the whole class bursts out lauging as if they think im ****** and they think he would kill me, he laughs and says ''we will have a spar then, i will go easy tho '' and he starts laughing, i agreed to spar him knowing how easy it would be'
at lunchtime he goes home to get he shiny everlast gloves his rich dad bought him, by lunch time the whole school knew about it and were all saying how he was gonna beat me so badly and how funny it would be, anyway my best freind who knows me loads starting taking best in lol,
so the guy shows up chucks me some old raggy red gloves wiht the padding coming out, and put on his shiny everlasts, a a huge circle of the crowd formed and we were gonna box, everyone lauging at me an ****, so wen we come together i hold out my glove as we do in sparring to touch gloves and he ovbiusly didnt know what to do and he hit my with a straight shot unexpectidly that knocked me back, everyone in the crowd was lauging an cherrin him on, i was now backed up against a building he came up ready to throw agin, and i turned him, so his back was against the building, left hook straight right and then pummeld about 20 shots straight into his wide open face until he sought of like bent his knees and kinda sat down againmst the building everyone went kinda quiet, i put the gloves on his lap and walked away,
anyway he came up to me at the end of the day acuseing mr of stealing his new everlast gloves and wants the money, he also acused me of cheating by punching him when he wasnt ready or somintg,
anyway since then people ask me alot more questions about boxing and i bring me gloves in and other bring theres and we organise miny spars and lunchtime which are hilarious watching the people who cant box ,box.
thought id share that with ya
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Originally posted by Azuquita View PostLOL good story, the ****er deserved it.
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