****! Another day, another beat down!

[Tysonisgod]

whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

[Jimmy The Gent]

whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

I'm joking I'll be living in one by end of year

[Jothemano]

Yeah man, i talked about that day already.

Tyrone Brunsons' training away and he tries to start some trouble with me - so i tells him straight - mess with with THE BEST - and DIE like the rest. I mean, he's seen me on the bag, he should know how hard a Super Heavyweight like me can hit - cos when i gets busy - i gets busy, know what i'm saying?

So.. Brunson just laughs at me and that really grinds my gears cos my dad used to laugh at me when i did something ****** and i gets a flashback - a bit like what Rocky gets in Rocky 5 when he's about to have that street brawl with Tommy Morrison. So anyway, i got this image in my head of all the crap thats happened to me whilst i was living in the ****** and my fists are just clenching more and more tighter. Suddenly - without me even knowing it - my jab flys out and completely obliterates Brunsons skull. There is blood and bits of bone and flesh everywhere.

So i'm like "Wha you doin homes?!!" cos he's got his plasma all over my damn brand new suede with gold trim boxing shoes and skulls bits all over my Egyptian cotton shorts.

So i just picks his corpse up, and carry him all the way to the dry cleaners and tell the little chinese woman behind the counter to clean my gear - and pay for it with the money in the corpses back pocket.

She's like crying and ****. But i just didn't care.

Then i went for a Taco.

Thats about it man. So Tuggers... you fan of my style? It's about time i got some damn appreciation around these parts.

Peace!

LOL! This guy is so funny! With these stories! LOL! You should be ashamed your a superheavyweight not tell everyone about it. Anyone that is a superheavyweight is either overweight, hits the weights to hard, or are over 7' tall. From the picture, you look like the overweight superheavyweight. And you asked if someone's a fan of your style? What style? The hit em out of the ring or blindside em style? You sound and look like a big doofy street fighter. And the only way to solve your fight with tysonisgod is in the ring. And I bet my lifesavings that he will knock you out cause you sound like butterbean's big special brother and if you are a superheavyweight that's overweight, you will throw the slowest punches anyone that considers themself a boxer could throw. Anyone else got there money on tysonisgod if the fight went down?

[Evil_Meat]

god damn man ur too ****in funny

[Anal Squabbles]

And I bet my lifesavings that he will knock you out cause you sound like butterbean's big special brother and if you are a superheavyweight that's overweight, you will throw the slowest punches anyone that considers themself a boxer could throw. Anyone else got there money on tysonisgod if the fight went down?

Hey, ask yourself one damn question.

"What do i know about boxing?".

Here, let me answer it for you. NOTHING. You obviously have just started watching boxing very recently, perhaps you became a fan after watching a Rocky film last week or something.

Anyway homes, this is how the fight would go...

Squabbles turns up to TIG's (TysonISgod's) council estate ready to rumble with the bald punk. TIG's is outside his flat that he shares with drug addicts, hitting that combo dummy with his old man ******* wobbling with every hit. As i walk in, peoples be like "Whoa!? Whats going on...is that TYSON!?" and i be like "Nah man, haha, don't worry ...i ain't that good... I'M BETTER SUCKA" so they be like backing up, cos they know i KEEPS IT TIGHT LIKE DYNAMITE dawg!

So anyway, i see TIG and he be all cowering and crying like a little girl - "Aww man, don't pound me for all the E-hate! I can't even afford a gym membership...so how the hell will i afford to have time of work when you put me in a coma! !" So i just "Hey punk...Coma? Coma? I put my friends in coma... and you an E-Hater. I hates E-Haters. Your going to the great big gym in the sky..and you got lifetime membership there punk...Fo ETERNITY!".

Next, TIG takes a swing at me! ****** punk misses cos i slip so fast, even though i'm a super heavyweight, i'm pulling slick moves as fast as Barrera or something. As soon as TIG realises he's missed, he backs the hell up. Suddenly a little bit of pee is dribbling down his leg and filling up his work boots that he trains in, cos he can't afford no shipments OF equipments. So all the players on his estate be laughing at him now, and TIG just runs back into his house and pulls out and Uzi and just shoots himself so he wouldn't have to endure the painful death of one of Squabbles combos.

Thats the way the fight would turn out. Guarentee.

Anyway, i gotta go for a run.

Peace!

[Jothemano]

OK. I do watch lots of boxing, not much of the recent stuff besides mayweather DeLahoya and I'm watching hatton mayweather. Let's see how good a boxer you are. Name a few of your combos?
PS-Don't say your tight like dynamite. No one is allowed to be even considered in Mike Tyson's class in his prime. All he did was eat, sleep, and train boxing. And was the most explosive heavyweight to ever fight. Don't judge him for his fights after he left to go to Don King, that wasn't the real him. He didn't train as hard or want to be the best ever as much anymore. Tyson=Greatest heavyweight all time

[Anal Squabbles]

OK. I do watch lots of boxing, not much of the recent stuff besides mayweather DeLahoya and I'm watching hatton mayweather. Let's see how good a boxer you are. Name a few of your combos?
PS-Don't say your tight like dynamite. No one is allowed to be even considered in Mike Tyson's class in his prime. All he did was eat, sleep, and train boxing. And was the most explosive heavyweight to ever fight. Don't judge him for his fights after he left to go to Don King, that wasn't the real him. He didn't train as hard or want to be the best ever as much anymore. Tyson=Greatest heavyweight all time

First of all... who are you to question me!?

Second.. Tyson!? Tyson!?! I know he was good. But he's the past. Squabbles is the damn future, as soon as i get my first Am title under my belt, i'm going straight to the pro's and i'm gunna inflict some permenent damage on some Suckas! You hearing this?!

Firstly, my combo's are like damn frightening, like lightning!. Only problem is, after most feel the weight of the first two punches they're usually out for the count. I once threw my patented 18 punch combo on Brunson...but like everybody knows...i KO'd that punk with the first punch. I just carried on throwing the other 17 shots to his sleeping and falling body. Know what i'm saying?!

Punk, you know nothing. Tyson the best ever!? PAH! I AM THE BEST EVER, THE GREATEST. There ain't nobody like Squabbles, there ain't nobody who can beat Squabbles. I'm the MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY. People hate me because they love me so much!

PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS. I AM THE TRUTH!

PEACE MAN.

[Jothemano]

First of all... who are you to question me!?

Second.. Tyson!? Tyson!?! I know he was good. But he's the past. Squabbles is the damn future, as soon as i get my first Am title under my belt, i'm going straight to the pro's and i'm gunna inflict some permenent damage on some Suckas! You hearing this?!

Firstly, my combo's are like damn frightening, like lightning!. Only problem is, after most feel the weight of the first two punches they're usually out for the count. I once threw my patented 18 punch combo on Brunson...but like everybody knows...i KO'd that punk with the first punch. I just carried on throwing the other 17 shots to his sleeping and falling body. Know what i'm saying?!

Punk, you know nothing. Tyson the best ever!? PAH! I AM THE BEST EVER, THE GREATEST. There ain't nobody like Squabbles, there ain't nobody who can beat Squabbles. I'm the MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY. People hate me because they love me so much!

PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS. I AM THE TRUTH!

PEACE MAN.

You and 1 million other people on this site. Can you name the 18 punch combo, I'm curious of the punches in it and sequence?

[Anal Squabbles]

You and 1 million other people on this site. Can you name the 18 punch combo, I'm curious of the punches in it and sequence?

Hey man, i don't even think you can count. Cos there aint no million people here.

Maybe your getting a bit punchy. You should try and stop blocking punches with that big fat face of yours.

[Tuggers1986]

whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

Do i ****. I live in a **** hole!

Looks nearly as rough as where you are in your pic. Except we don't have big meatheads pounding on punch dummys outside.