Oscar De La Hoya 2020 vs Canelo Alvarez

[Lou Cipher]

I have a small pecker, man boobs, chronic halitosis, jelly belly, yellow teeth, bleeding gums, psoriasis, dandruff, receding hairline, irritable bowel syndrome, hemmorhoids, athletes foot, toenail fungus, jock itch, unibrow and I wear white t-shirts with circular salami stains in the arm pits from sweating bacon grease.

Is this your resume or your dating profile?

[Robi13]

Is this your resume or your dating profile?

Are you a ****** or suffer grim mental illness to type your own sh.it 3 times responding to yourself?

[Lou Cipher]

I have a pickle ****

Good thing your old lady is a cheeseburger.

[Lou Cipher]

Just got word that Oscar has hired a preliminary trainer and it's not Turd Mayweather Sr. the joke coach.

Canelo better get his lard ass in the gym or his boss will tax that ass.