Lou, I'm not trying to offend you and I don't want you to physically annihilate me. It's just that your posts have so much truth in them that it crashes my only fantasy world where I can pretend that I have some kind of knowledge and tell lies about my life and convince myself to believe that others believe me. You are crushing the last place that I can go to feel like a man. Even here my rep is 0 and everyone hates me and I know it's because you get so much green K that theres none to spread around to me. I'm a survivor of alcoholism, infidelity and man boobs. Please don't post anything here that takes away attention from me and i promise not to beg the gestapo mods to fix my life by banning you.
You again? I thought I told you to go F your mother.
Any chance I can talk you into ******** my wife for me one of these days while I watch with a hidden camera and shove a cattle prod up my own ass while smearing lipstick on my face and screaming "bad girl" in the mirror?
Sorry, I'm busy that day plus I'm not into beastiality.
I have a small pecker, man boobs, chronic halitosis, jelly belly, yellow teeth, bleeding gums, psoriasis, dandruff, receding hairline, irritable bowel syndrome, hemmorhoids, athletes foot, toenail fungus, jock itch, unibrow and I wear white t-shirts with circular salami stains in the arm pits from sweating bacon grease.
I have a small pecker, man boobs, chronic halitosis, jelly belly, yellow teeth, bleeding gums, psoriasis, dandruff, receding hairline, irritable bowel syndrome, hemmorhoids, athletes foot, toenail fungus, jock itch, unibrow and I wear white t-shirts with circular salami stains in the arm pits from sweating bacon grease.
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