Andy Ruiz Jr Sentenced To 500 Lashings For Revealing Breasts In Saudi Arabia

[Boxingraya]

Heavyweight champion of the world, Andy Ruiz Jr, has been sentenced to 500 lashings for revealing his breasts leading up to his rematch with Britain's Anthony Joshua this weekend.

The Mexican-American was spotted posing topless while shooting promotional material for the upcoming fight, leaving a local Saudi passing through the area "sickened and disgusted". Amir Bin Hikin had this to say:

"I was just on my daily walk when I witnessed a large, pale, tattooed **********, almost completely uncovered. She was wearing only shorts and boxing gloves, revealing her arms, legs, face, belly and giant breasts.

"I was sickened and disgusted when I saw them. To dress this way in our country is a disgrace, so I immediately reported it to the nearest mutawa (Saudi Arabia's religious police). This bearded Mexican lady will be brought to justice before the eyes of Allah."

Ruiz Jr reportedly protested, insisting that he is in fact a man, but the Saudi police ignored his pleas, stating "it's not possible; there is no man in Saudi Arabia with such voluptuous tittiez as these" and the boxer was sentenced to 500 lashings.

The boxer will hope to receive his lashings and recover in time before he faces what could be the toughest fight of his life against a motivated Anthony Joshua.

Lol.

Ruiz is gonna KTFO of AJ again. Cant wait.

[Citizen Koba]

Belongs alongside your Joshua panic room lampoon in the comedy HoF, man.

[Szef]

Wonder how many Brits will get this punishment for drinking this weekend

[GGG Gloveking]

So, did the Shiek say how much he offered the fat white ********** for a quickie?

I'm sure Eddie has already made an offer on getting Ruiz to lay down

[M Bison]

I hope AJ doesn't get flack for beating up a woman

Why should he? I am all for those that pioneer for equal rights equal fights.

[GGG Gloveking]

Are they going to make Ruiz wear a veil and walk to the ring 20 feet behind Joshua?

[Mooshashi]

One of my cousins worked in Saudi Arabia. He and an English friend got caught making beer in their rooms.
The police grabbed both of them and threw them into prison. They chained them to poles. Since providing food is
not part of the SA prison experience, they had to get friends to throw food and water over the walls surrounding
them.

Ruiz make be chained to a pole very soon.

[Curtis Harper]

Why should he? I am all for those that pioneer for equal rights equal fights.

Equal rights and lefts

[_Rexy_]

2/2 on your lampoon threads lately.

[Richard G]

Wonder how many Brits will get this punishment for drinking this weekend

Only the white ones, the 'diversities' will be given an increase to their social security payments.