Andy Ruiz Jr Sentenced To 500 Lashings For Revealing Breasts In Saudi Arabia

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  • NahMean
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    Andy Ruiz Jr Sentenced To 500 Lashings For Revealing Breasts In Saudi Arabia



    Heavyweight champion of the world, Andy Ruiz Jr, has been sentenced to 500 lashings for revealing his breasts leading up to his rematch with Britain's Anthony Joshua this weekend.

    The Mexican-American was spotted posing topless while shooting promotional material for the upcoming fight, leaving a local Saudi passing through the area "sickened and disgusted". Amir Bin Hikin had this to say:

    "I was just on my daily walk when I witnessed a large, pale, tattooed **********, almost completely uncovered. She was wearing only shorts and boxing gloves, revealing her arms, legs, face, belly and giant breasts.

    "I was sickened and disgusted when I saw them. To dress this way in our country is a disgrace, so I immediately reported it to the nearest mutawa (Saudi Arabia's religious police). This bearded Mexican lady will be brought to justice before the eyes of Allah."

    Ruiz Jr reportedly protested, insisting that he is in fact a man, but the Saudi police ignored his pleas, stating "it's not possible; there is no man in Saudi Arabia with such voluptuous tittiez as these" and the boxer was sentenced to 500 lashings.

    The boxer will hope to receive his lashings and recover in time before he faces what could be the toughest fight of his life against a motivated Anthony Joshua.
    Last edited by NahMean; 12-05-2019, 05:16 AM.
  • Robbie Barrett
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    #2
    Wait i thought he supposed to have lost weight? 5 months and he looks like he lost nothing.

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    • Curtis Harper
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      #3
      I hope AJ doesn't get flack for beating up a woman

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      • lolpz
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        I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread.

        Dedication.

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        • Thuglife Nelo
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          Originally posted by lolpz
          I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread.

          Dedication.
          Boxing Writers need their alts too. Random Hits up in dis betch!

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          • Redd Foxx
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            #6
            I heard the Saudis were arguing over who gets to take the whip to his ass.

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            • Curtis Harper
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              #7

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              • Articulateboxin
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                hahaha holy shiz man

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                • DaNeutral.
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                  Shoulda took that fight in Cardiff when offered then. Those Welsh guys love Tiddies

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                  • NahMean
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by lolpz
                    I'll +rep you just for being this much of a dweeb loser to come up with and write all this out for your thread.

                    Dedication.

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