Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[BetterCallSaul]

man i'd love to hear him answer that.... unfortunately no one knows where the hell catskills has been

He was probably the guy who got eaten by a tiger in that zoo. "Well if Tyson can do it"

[Fenom]

He was probably the guy who got eaten by a tiger in that zoo. "Well if Tyson can do it"

... wouldnt be suprised

[Sweet Pea 50]

man i'd love to hear him answer that.... unfortunately no one knows where the hell catskills has been

Catskills: "I believe with Tysons feet being fleet footed, that he could avoid the Orca's ponderous blows from their dorsal fins, therefore getting on the inside of the Orca's defense, and landing a deadly left hook to the Orca's blowhole. Does anyone have ultra rare video footage to back this up?"

[Guest]

Mike Tyson with a pitbull couldn't beat a lion or a leopard ever.

Those cats fight out of their weight class all the time and KO Water buffalos and elephants and stuff.
And you ever notice it's always only one of them who goes for the juggular.
Then his buddies clean up after the main champ knocks their ass out.

Lion over Tyson and pitbull (ko 1 - kinda like some of Golota's fights)

[Fenom]

Catskills: "I believe with Tysons feet being fleet footed, that he could avoid the Orca's ponderous blows from their dorsal fins, therefore getting on the inside of the Orca's defense, and landing a deadly left hook to the Orca's blowhole. Does anyone have ultra rare video footage to back this up?"

[AntonTheMeh]

goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .

where have you gone catskills23, jesus loves you more than you will know

[Fenom]

where have you gone catskills23, jesus loves you more than you will know

come back to us pleeeaaaassssseeeeee

[TheManchine]

catskills hasnt been on here for months

i hope he comes back some time

[Underdog82]

Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.

If the fool actually tried it he would have probably been killed. Gorillas are far far stronger than any human can ever possibly be. Even a 100 lb chimp is way stronger than an olympic heavy weight power lifter. Their skins are thicker, their bones are denser and their muscles are denser. Not only that but apes fight dirty too. They gauge your eyes out, gnaw your face off, bite your fingers off and rip your balls off.

Tyson would be overpowered instantly by a gorilla.

[Me La Pelan]

Tyson >>>>> Gorilla by UD




LMFAO