Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[5burowz]

the fact Mike actually thought he could KO a gorilla proves the gorilla was actually smarter than him.

Gorilla's intelligence-------->Tyson's intelligence

Mike, all of the gorillas laughed when they heard you squandered away almost $300 million.

[T-97]

Looking at those claws tells me it isn't going to be about handspeed.

He would have to use his fleet-footedness in this one

[TheManchine]

yeah but if tyson hit the gorilla enough times he would knock him out. Tyson is argubaly the hardest heavyweight puncher ever .If he hit a gorilla he would get his attention .

If a weed of a man like duran knocked out a horse then tyson could sure as **** knock out a gorilla . A horse is a much bigger animal than a gorilla but a 150 pound man knocked a 2 tonne horse on his ass . Like **** he did .

[Fenom]

yeeeeeeeeeesss

[Fenom]

goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .

greatest post of all time

[mojack]

yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?.

Do you know how big gorillas are? go to the zoo take a look and come back.
If Tyson hit a gorilla, it wouldn't even notice.

[Sweet Pea 50]

A wise man, catskills was.....

"If tyson punched one of the tigers in the nose he would of being eaten alive . How did tyson manage to have pet tigers . Tigers are viscious creatures they would eat you for dinner ."

[My Name Is...]

greatest post of all time

Damn dude you are right.

That was the Greatest Post of All Time!!!

[BetterCallSaul]

Catskills, how do you think Tyson would do against a Killer Whale?

Well, the Killer Whale is the top predator on earth but does it know boxing skills?

[Fenom]

Catskills, how do you think Tyson would do against a Killer Whale?

Well, the Killer Whale is the top predator on earth but does it know boxing skills?

man i'd love to hear him answer that.... unfortunately no one knows where the hell catskills has been