Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Charles Darwin]

Pac KO'd a barbery ape last month, I don't see why he can't move up one more weight to Gorilla.

[Njord777]

It would've gone down like this:

[Fenom]

It would've gone down like this:

nah nah... Tysons corner would have been better prepared

end result:

[Smokin'J]

add to the fact, Mike Tyson is a big scalp for a gorilla.

He could be walking around the cage saying 'I put Tyson in hospital recognise fools.

This whole thread is worth gold but this really made me lol.

[MexicanMauler]

You guys are insane.
A gorillas skull is about 6 times as hard as a human skull.
Mike would've shattered every bone in his hand punching the gorilla.

[Fenom]

You guys are insane.
A gorillas skull is about 6 times as hard as a human skull.
Mike would've shattered every bone in his hand punching the gorilla.

this thread lost logic a lonnnnnng time ago homie

[The Scientist]

Hahaha!!

Tyson would have gotten his arms ripped from their sockets, and beaten with the the bloody end like a drum.

Tyson

[Charles Darwin]

Anyone who says that the Gorilla would win is an idiot.

Tyson is the toughest man ever to step into a ring, I would put serious money on Mike over two gorillas at the same time.

[Njord777]

Wow. I didn't know this actually took place.

Tyson vs. Gorilla

In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.

Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.

"I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.

[Smokin'J]

Wow. I didn't know this actually took place.

Tyson vs. Gorilla

In February of 1988, a month after Mike Tyson destroyed Larry Holmes- with money and fame at his beck and call- the prolific heavyweight champion attempted to enter a Silverback Gorilla cage at the San Diego Zoo. Offering ten thousand dollars cash, Tyson attempted to gain entry to the Gorilla enclosure to, "Knock that hairy ****er out," as he was reported to have claimed.

Of course, Tyson was denied such entry; and this is the story most know. What some fail to realize is, three months later, Mike Tyson was able to charter a flight to Zimbabwe and, hiring local guides, track down a gorilla in the wild.

"I'd like to say I knocked him out clean with one punch. I didn't. It took two to drop that hairy fool. I'm indestructible. I'm a whole new species. I'm a monster. I'm a beast. I should be locked up, but they wouldn't dare try." He was quoted as saying- and the aftermath of Tyson's attack on a wild Silverback Gorilla was forever immortalized in this, the only known photograph of the event.

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