Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

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  • catskills23
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    #121
    Originally posted by deliveryman
    Catskills, you are by far the most delusional person in the world.

    Even with all of Mike's head movement, and weaving, you do realize that all the Gorilla has to do is land one punch ANYWHERE on the body, whether it's blocked or not, and Tyson breaks about 5 bones, right?

    And Tyson could punch a Gorilla 50 times, and it wouldn't do anything but piss it off.

    Just imagine what a punc from one of these would to do any human.

    As delusional as the people who believe that roberto duran knocked out a horse.

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    • JMCbulls
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      #122
      I've been on this forum for quite a while now, and this is the single most rediculous thread of all time. Catskills, drop it, your wrong. Let this thread die and be forgotten.

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      • Plat
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        #123
        lol @ this thread reaching 10+ pages

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        • Plat
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          #124
          Originally posted by catskills23
          you see according to that expert the stongest man in the world is as strong as a gorilla.
          He didnt say that you dumbass

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          • Bahamut Zero
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            #125
            If Buster Douglas sent Tyson to the canvas...a gorilla sends Tyson to the morgue...

            Even a kick from a stallion to Mike's jaw will send him into a coma...

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            • Hard Boiled HK
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              #126
              Originally posted by catskills23
              Tunney was one of the greatest boxers of all time and he knows more about boxing than any of you . The fact of the matter gorilla and bears as tunney said have a spine and nerves and can be knocked out . Tunney proved it when he got a boxer to fight a bear and told the boxer to hit him in the ribs . The boxer did that and he crippled the bear with body shots and the bear ran away.
              I can't help but to say that catskills23 is a pure dumbass. I just can't help it. Why didn't Tunney fight a gorilla himself instead of giving us a so called theory? And yet you actually believe him. You're a dumbass. Pure and simple.

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              • NORGARD4HUMNLIF
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                #127
                Originally posted by catskills23
                Did anyone hear the story of mike tyson offering a zoo keeper $10000 to open the cage so he could knock out the gorilla?.
                i did not here this before but i would not be surprised if it was true. mike tyson had no regard for anybodys life.

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                • Pico Hollywood
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                  #128
                  Originally posted by NORGARD4HUMNLIF
                  i did not here this before but i would not be surprised if it was true. mike tyson had no regard for anybodys life.
                  Not even his own life unless he was willing to fornicate with himself

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                  • TheManchine
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                    #129
                    Catskills was a great poster, such interesting threads

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                    • D.I.E.S.E.L
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                      #130
                      ...idk man a sucker-punch would drop a gorilla probably. But at that time he would have to run before that gorilla rage kicks in. Y'all see what we can do with adrenaline...imagine a silverback.

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