Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla

[Clegg]

goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .

This guy is the greatest poster of all time.

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

This guy is the greatest poster of all time.

Originally Posted by catskills23 View Post
goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .


this dude can't be serious

[Pico Hollywood]

Originally Posted by catskills23 View Post
goirillas are not over 8 feet tall . There are only about 5 foot . If mike bobbed and weaved and use lots of headmovement he could evade a gorillas ponderous blows . Then he could attack the gorillas rib cage and take his legs out then he could attack upstairs and finish him off . Gorrilas dont have boxing skills you know .


this dude can't be serious

I'ma sig that





Ponderous Blows...

[Sweet Pea 50]

I can't breathe....
Gorillas can't box you know....

[NORGARD4HUMNLIF]

thats provided the gorilla is able to land on mike with all mikes headmovement.

plain and basic common sense.

[BattlingNelson]

All-time greatest thread.


Unfortunately Catskill23 didn't get an answer to what would have happened if Tyson fought a female gorilla.

[LEFTYGUNZZ]

yeah but if mike hit the gorilla first?.

Dude you are reaching a Silver Back Gorilla would rip your arms off and beat yout o death with them. If Mike managed to get the drop on one he would get close enough to hit it in teh face the thing would pick him up and bash him off the ground ntil Mike brain popped out of his head literally popped out of his head...Those things weight close to 700 lbs and could snap a human in two....So my answer is no Mike Tyson could not Ko the Gorilla.....Lefty

[BattlingNelson]

Dude you are reaching a Silver Back Gorilla would rip your arms off and beat yout o death with them. If Mike managed to get the drop on one he would get close enough to hit it in teh face the thing would pick him up and bash him off the ground ntil Mike brain popped out of his head literally popped out of his head...Those things weight close to 700 lbs and could snap a human in two....So my answer is no Mike Tyson could not Ko the Gorilla.....Lefty

How about a female gorilla then? It only weighs about 200 lb's?

[Fenom]

yeah but do you not think that tyson could of knocked out the gorilla?.

i think he could

[NORGARD4HUMNLIF]

How about a female gorilla then? It only weighs about 200 lb's?

its an even match up and gorillas cant box anyway. tyson would have a good shot at a quick knockout.