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In case some of you need to catch up on the adventures of ducktales by AJ.. this is how we see it in America!
I call this piece.. the American perspective
It began as so...
Eddie Hearn: AJ will ko Wilder in 3rds.. Parkers a tougher fight..
Wilder: AJ.. I declare war upon you. Are you up for the challenge?
AJ: I will fight Wilder when im good and ready, on my terms, maybe 2020.. what's his weight 220? That's mad.. I'll eat him.
Wilder: A juicing J! Are you up for the test? Or do u squat when u piss?
Showtime: Deontay, will you be willing to fight in the u.k?
Wilder: my belt says World Champion.. wasn't I about to go to Russia to fight juicing Povetkin? Im the most feared heavyweight, Joshua squats when he pisses. Booomb squaaad!
Barry Hearn: don't make the fight with Wilder..
Eddie Hearn: hell I'm not ****** pop. I got this.. also, we talked about your micro management?
AJ: umm, excuse me but you said I wouldn't have to fight Wilder..
Eddie: relax big guy, we just can't come out and say that..we will look like cowards.. watch the master work... trust in me AJ..
Eddie: hey Wilder.. fight whyte.
Wilder: Wtf.. I want AJ.. the King of England.
Eddie: if you fight whyte in the UK.. then you can fight AJ
Wilder: kings don't chase peasants.. but put AJ on the contract next and I will knock Whyte out..
Barry: Whyte.. pick a fight with Wilder..
Whyte: no way, me dont want no smoke with Wilder..
Barry: it's just a scene.. you won't have to fight him.. besides we got a restraining order on him.. an ill pay u a few extra squids. Lol.
Whyte: Wilder.. let's go boy! Lets gooooo!!! U fought a 60,000 year old Ortiz
Ortiz: (calling whyte)
Whyte: oh *****,. What have I done.... (Whyte hangs up)
Eddie Hearn to team Wilder: ok Wilder heres a 12.5m flat fee...*
Wilder: Damn, that billion dollar deal musta been a lie. we can beat that bull***** offer..
Eddie: let's see how bad he wants the fight.. get Povetkin and pulev on the line.. The Wilder fights only worth 40 million..
AJ: this is not a hundred million dollar fight.. fine, they are happy taking 60/40.. I'll take 50/50.. give me 50 million guarantee.. and I swear I'll take that fight tomorrow..
Wilder: ok, b*tch, the moneys in the bag.. here's 50 million. Plus 50% backend.
AJ: lets roll..
Hearn: AJ, what the ***** are you doing? shut the ***** up..
AJ: I meant,.. im not going to sell my belts and my soul. I built this here in the UK, so I wanna do it for my fans in the UK
Hearn: it's just a p.r stunt!
Haymon: wtf did this b*tch just say?
Espinoza: no, no eddie.. the money's in the bag
Hearn: we're the A side.. (whispering in AJ'S ear) AJ wants to fight in England.
AJ: I want to fight in England, I will take a pay cut not to fight Wilder.
Hearn: what?
Kugan: what?
AJ: I meant, not to fight him in America.. I will take less money.. for all my fans at hog*****!!! I'm the A side eddie.. save me eddie spaghetti
Hearn: here's a Improved offer for Wilder.. 15m flat fee..
Wilder: smh.. damn, that's only 2.5 more.. ***** it.. I will come to the UK.. time and place?
Hearn: apr,.. ahhh, ..October or november.. I'll send it over in a few days.. (whispering to secretary) call the WBA, tell them the time is now..
Wilder: so are we fighting in September at Wembley?
Hearn: AJ needs more than a 8 week camp to face Wilder.. and Wembley won't be available in September..
Finkel: Hearn u *****ing worm.. there's no date or venue on this contract? We said ok to the *****ty money, to the one way rematch clause.. to you guys picking all the officials.. but no date? this is horse***** and u know it. Fix it punk!
WBA president Gilberto Mendoza: ok Thurman, times up!
Secretary: umm, sir (whispering in his ear)
Mendoza: oh, I meant AJ, your times up. its been 24 hours, Povetkin is waiting.
Hearn: I'm sorry everyone. But Wilder blew it.. he took too long to sign. Sorry mate. But Wilder can fight on dazn against anyone for 5 million.
Wilder: wtf.. 5 million to fight anyone on dazn? Why didn't he just add the 5m to the 15m to fight AJ rather than an improved offer of 15m which is only 2.5m more smh
Hearn: Everyone, tune in on dazn to watch AJ vs Povetkin September 22 live at Wembley!*
Wilder: I'm so frustrated.. I bent over backwards for them clowns, only for them to duck me. Next time I want 50/50!
Barry: Wilders a bit jealous of AJ.
Miller: wuz up AJ u english mcmuffin? What color g string u got on?
AJ: What fat boy? Eddie.. hold my belts, somebody hold my belts.
blue blood Reporter: I thought u said u would fight Wilder for 50 million guarantee?
AJ: don't take 30 seconds out of a interview. That's out of context.
English reporter: welcome home champion, the fans want to know when are you going to fight Wilder
AJ: if its so easy, why don't the fans go to the gym, train and fight Wilder!
Fury: I'll fight Wilder, AJ'S a p*ssy, he's making me country look like a bunch of heartless Shytes.
HBO: we give up.. have mercy haymon.
Wilder: I will baptize Fury.. Dec 1.. I can't wait to see yo body shake.. timber!!!
Hearn: we have sent another improved offer, but Wilder needs to sign before dec, 1, if not we have mandatories we have to see about.. remember AJ has 4 belts. So.. bottom line is, if we fight in America it will be against (miller) and if we fight in England, it will be against (Whyte)
Wilder: we gone smoke AJ out! He's scared.
Ortiz: wuz up whyte, we have a spot for dec 1 on Wilder vs Fury PPV
Whyte: Eddie.. wtf
Eddie: Ortiz can fight whyte on dec 22!
Whyte: wtf!
I call this piece.. the American perspective
It began as so...
Eddie Hearn: AJ will ko Wilder in 3rds.. Parkers a tougher fight..
Wilder: AJ.. I declare war upon you. Are you up for the challenge?
AJ: I will fight Wilder when im good and ready, on my terms, maybe 2020.. what's his weight 220? That's mad.. I'll eat him.
Wilder: A juicing J! Are you up for the test? Or do u squat when u piss?
Showtime: Deontay, will you be willing to fight in the u.k?
Wilder: my belt says World Champion.. wasn't I about to go to Russia to fight juicing Povetkin? Im the most feared heavyweight, Joshua squats when he pisses. Booomb squaaad!
Barry Hearn: don't make the fight with Wilder..
Eddie Hearn: hell I'm not ****** pop. I got this.. also, we talked about your micro management?
AJ: umm, excuse me but you said I wouldn't have to fight Wilder..
Eddie: relax big guy, we just can't come out and say that..we will look like cowards.. watch the master work... trust in me AJ..
Eddie: hey Wilder.. fight whyte.
Wilder: Wtf.. I want AJ.. the King of England.
Eddie: if you fight whyte in the UK.. then you can fight AJ
Wilder: kings don't chase peasants.. but put AJ on the contract next and I will knock Whyte out..
Barry: Whyte.. pick a fight with Wilder..
Whyte: no way, me dont want no smoke with Wilder..
Barry: it's just a scene.. you won't have to fight him.. besides we got a restraining order on him.. an ill pay u a few extra squids. Lol.
Whyte: Wilder.. let's go boy! Lets gooooo!!! U fought a 60,000 year old Ortiz
Ortiz: (calling whyte)
Whyte: oh *****,. What have I done.... (Whyte hangs up)
Eddie Hearn to team Wilder: ok Wilder heres a 12.5m flat fee...*
Wilder: Damn, that billion dollar deal musta been a lie. we can beat that bull***** offer..
Eddie: let's see how bad he wants the fight.. get Povetkin and pulev on the line.. The Wilder fights only worth 40 million..
AJ: this is not a hundred million dollar fight.. fine, they are happy taking 60/40.. I'll take 50/50.. give me 50 million guarantee.. and I swear I'll take that fight tomorrow..
Wilder: ok, b*tch, the moneys in the bag.. here's 50 million. Plus 50% backend.
AJ: lets roll..
Hearn: AJ, what the ***** are you doing? shut the ***** up..
AJ: I meant,.. im not going to sell my belts and my soul. I built this here in the UK, so I wanna do it for my fans in the UK
Hearn: it's just a p.r stunt!
Haymon: wtf did this b*tch just say?
Espinoza: no, no eddie.. the money's in the bag
Hearn: we're the A side.. (whispering in AJ'S ear) AJ wants to fight in England.
AJ: I want to fight in England, I will take a pay cut not to fight Wilder.
Hearn: what?
Kugan: what?
AJ: I meant, not to fight him in America.. I will take less money.. for all my fans at hog*****!!! I'm the A side eddie.. save me eddie spaghetti
Hearn: here's a Improved offer for Wilder.. 15m flat fee..
Wilder: smh.. damn, that's only 2.5 more.. ***** it.. I will come to the UK.. time and place?
Hearn: apr,.. ahhh, ..October or november.. I'll send it over in a few days.. (whispering to secretary) call the WBA, tell them the time is now..
Wilder: so are we fighting in September at Wembley?
Hearn: AJ needs more than a 8 week camp to face Wilder.. and Wembley won't be available in September..
Finkel: Hearn u *****ing worm.. there's no date or venue on this contract? We said ok to the *****ty money, to the one way rematch clause.. to you guys picking all the officials.. but no date? this is horse***** and u know it. Fix it punk!
WBA president Gilberto Mendoza: ok Thurman, times up!
Secretary: umm, sir (whispering in his ear)
Mendoza: oh, I meant AJ, your times up. its been 24 hours, Povetkin is waiting.
Hearn: I'm sorry everyone. But Wilder blew it.. he took too long to sign. Sorry mate. But Wilder can fight on dazn against anyone for 5 million.
Wilder: wtf.. 5 million to fight anyone on dazn? Why didn't he just add the 5m to the 15m to fight AJ rather than an improved offer of 15m which is only 2.5m more smh
Hearn: Everyone, tune in on dazn to watch AJ vs Povetkin September 22 live at Wembley!*
Wilder: I'm so frustrated.. I bent over backwards for them clowns, only for them to duck me. Next time I want 50/50!
Barry: Wilders a bit jealous of AJ.
Miller: wuz up AJ u english mcmuffin? What color g string u got on?
AJ: What fat boy? Eddie.. hold my belts, somebody hold my belts.
blue blood Reporter: I thought u said u would fight Wilder for 50 million guarantee?
AJ: don't take 30 seconds out of a interview. That's out of context.
English reporter: welcome home champion, the fans want to know when are you going to fight Wilder
AJ: if its so easy, why don't the fans go to the gym, train and fight Wilder!
Fury: I'll fight Wilder, AJ'S a p*ssy, he's making me country look like a bunch of heartless Shytes.
HBO: we give up.. have mercy haymon.
Wilder: I will baptize Fury.. Dec 1.. I can't wait to see yo body shake.. timber!!!
Hearn: we have sent another improved offer, but Wilder needs to sign before dec, 1, if not we have mandatories we have to see about.. remember AJ has 4 belts. So.. bottom line is, if we fight in America it will be against (miller) and if we fight in England, it will be against (Whyte)
Wilder: we gone smoke AJ out! He's scared.
Ortiz: wuz up whyte, we have a spot for dec 1 on Wilder vs Fury PPV
Whyte: Eddie.. wtf
Eddie: Ortiz can fight whyte on dec 22!
Whyte: wtf!
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