The reasons why Deontay is the best heavyweight since prime evander

[1hourRun]

They don't want none

Hand wilder the ring belt already and have done with it.

Only Jarrell Millar is a threat

Jarell Millar is a true athlete he should be a K1 champion but some euro named Mirko Crocrap robbed him -- baby miller is like Vitali who use to be a kickboxer!!! can Tyson Fury head kick? not with broken ankle he cant.

[too_much]

Too bad Povetkin got caught, that would have proved if Wilder is the best.

[BennyST]

Ali
Frazier
Foreman
Ali
Holmes
Tyson
Evander
Wilder

That's the lineage, nobody else worth mentioning.

And here's why deontay is so good

Speed- he is the fastest heavyweight in the world and it's not even close only Ali and maybe Tyson were faster.

Power- anything that lands flush = ko it's that simple. And only mauve Foreman can match this power.

Defence- you can't hurt what you can't hit! And as well as an iron chin never been down. Deontay has the defensive ability of a prime slickster. Moving his head and using range.

Stamina. Can anyone fight at the pace of deontay? He went 12 rounds with Stiverne throwing so many punches and wasn't even breathing heavy. The kid is a pure athlete and could even make it in the NBA

Why in the hell would you think that matters at all? I see it said quite a lot too. Does being an NBA 'athlete' mean you can fight? What about NFL? Being an athlete does not translate into being a fighter.

Many of the greatest fighters to ever step in the ring would have been atrocious athletes in the general sense of the word.

I use this example just to illustrate the basic point, but Seth Mitchell, a former pro NFL guy and an amazing 'athlete' got beaten up and KTFO by a fat, slobby, bum whose only athletic skill was bring able to lift donuts to his mouth in incredible times. One was a fighter, the other an athlete. The two aren't the same whatsoever, though they can certainly overlap.

Anyway, I realise this is just a troll thread, but it gets said a lot in seriousness even if this thread wasn't.

What about the big Lummox? How od you go from Tyson, Evander, skip the Lummox straight to Wilder?

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Back in April the European Boxing Union polled as many of it's former heavyweight champions as it could going back as far as 'The Great Kaiser of Kaiserslautern', Karl Mildenberger, a man famed for the length of his frankfurter (fully unfurled it measured 6'3" although Karl himself was only 6'1"). Amongst the buxom maidens of the crisp aired foothills of the Bravian mountains Mildenberger's member was also renouned for its talents as a yodeler, narrowly missing out on representing its country at the European Song Contest in '65.

An ill tempered bout against Henry Cooper in '68 ushered in Mildenberger's demise. Cooper's corner, in an effort to gain an unfair advantage, manhandled coagulant into the meatus of Mildenberger's member as it took up its customary position by the ring post. Sweating profusly it caused The Kaiser to overheat until midway through the eighth when the famous yodelling frankfurter managed to dislodge the sticky substance and fire it back at Cooper, landing on the Englishman's stiff upper lip. A disqualification ensued along with a false charge of sexual assault. Mildenberger never fought again and it's long been acknowledged that no real man has held the title since, let alone gone on to become a legitimate world title holder.

The EBU's poll acknowledged as much. With the exception of Mildenberger, the current and all of the former European champions polled (irrespective of whether they'd also acheived world honours) showed an inability to perform or concentrate when presented with a picture of The Star Spangled Banner in section III of the questionnaire. Even though no such question had been asked or alluded to now in fits of babbling near incoherence, 84% of respondents went on to state that they had an overriding desire to be cuckolded.

When pressed further on their bizzare unsolicited admission two names emerged: Tyrone Biggums and Deontay Wilder.

[Luilun]

When he starts beating top 5 fighters you can make that claim but when he's on the bum train your statement doesn't hold water. Its a comical statement at this time

[mlac]

the funny thing is everyone know's earl is trolling but 1hour is genuinely ******ed

[1g5a22]

So exactly WHO has Wilder beat then?

Wilders not even the best HW since a SHOT Evander!

[1g5a22]

Could Wlad play in the NBA?

Why not? Dražen Petrović, Dirk Nowitzki & Peja Stojakovic could?

Could Gordon Ramsey flip burgers?

[eco1]

this is a "joke" thread, right?

[1g5a22]

Jarell Millar is a true athlete he should be a K1 champion but some euro named Mirko Crocrap robbed him -- baby miller is like Vitali who use to be a kickboxer!!! can Tyson Fury head kick? not with broken ankle he cant.

Crocop beat him TWICE! Miller tried to do a Salido on Crocop (who at the time of these two fights was late 30's (ancient in KB circles).. Miller (with 40lb weight advantage) having to cheat to lose to an old man LOL Cro cop is a legend. 39 & still able to outclass a 25 year old Jarrell M is SOOOOOO ****in lame man!!!!! Hahahaha Miller getting 3 warnings for low blows getting schooled by old man Mirko & getting kicked in the face all night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RdyGLYl_Y