Fury facing a 2-4 year ban?

[- Ram Raid -]

It would not surprise me in the least if this is completely staged because of Fury's controversial comments. Obviously I can't prove it but IMO anyone who thinks it is a ridiculous insinuation has their head in the sand.

Copious giant handfuls of chocolate, cheese, and cherry coke crammed down my gullet caused a gastrointestinal rupture that sent my brain into a panicked state of bat**** delirium. Or so I thought when I began to see these prickly little furballs marching through my hedge like battle scared socialists that had gone so far left they were now on the right.

Armed hedgehogs leading the resistance. I'd finally lost the plot. Then I remembered . . . . FURY!! . . . . . kiln roasted hedgehog glazed in honey, a gypy/traveller delicacy. Tyson eats twelve a day during training camp. Boosts testosterone. Quadruples red blood cells. Caravans with row upon row of cages piled high, crammed to capacity with flee infested hogs of the hedge all bound for the ovens. Bad juju on the wildlife front.

But wait! . . . PETA . . . DON'T . . . **** . . . AROUND . . . Could they be behind this? The animal strokers? Petting away feverishly, out there huddled on the peat filled moors, stroking the underbelly of a stoat? Those crazy ****s! They've called an animal resistance of wildlife to arms.

Bamboozled the 6'9" baffoon. Toppled him on the trail. A hare darting from the thicket sending the giant over on his ankle. Imobile. Phase One complete . . . Phase Two: Propaganda. Control the media, flood the tabloids with twaddle. "He's awash with PEDs!!" Filmed in a French bar, off his t*ts, downing shots of nandrolone. "INGERRLAAAND!" . . . Phase Three: "Go Go Go!" Send out the hedgehogs! Three pronged attack. Pincer movement. Marching across the verge converging on the King of Crass. Tiny cannons and howitzers pumping him full of PEDs. Strafed with steroids, convulsing on the floor, frothy mouthed, spittle spattering the walls. Heart pumping till it explodes. Overdose.

Press Release: The controversial heavyweight champion Tyson Fury was found dead today at his home due to a suspected heart attack. Recently suspected of testing positive for nandrolone the self styled King of The Gypsy's was found to have fatal levels of the substance in his system. Police at the scene, who found piles of empty cages strewn across the lawn are not treating the death as su****ious. A coroners verdict of death by misadventure is expected.

[krazyn8tive]

People who criticize them are always severely punished... often they get branded by the media as crazy and/or evil...

Idi Amin pissed them off, then suddenly we were reading about him being a cannibal

US Congressman James Traficant was brave enough to tell the truth about their influence, but then he was set-up and went to prison. Not long after he was released he died of a mysterious illness

It's almost as if there's a secret cabal right? I mean, why demonize people who say a certain group of people run things if it is indeed true? Because they have something to hide.

[Beercules]

So was he dirty or what?

[Beercules]

Copious giant handfuls of chocolate, cheese, and cherry coke crammed down my gullet caused a gastrointestinal rupture that sent my brain into a panicked state of bat**** delirium. Or so I thought when I began to see these prickly little furballs marching through my hedge like battle scared socialists that had gone so far left they were now on the right.

Armed hedgehogs leading the resistance. I'd finally lost the plot. Then I remembered . . . . FURY!! . . . . . kiln roasted hedgehog glazed in honey, a gypy/traveller delicacy. Tyson eats twelve a day during training camp. Boosts testosterone. Quadruples red blood cells. Caravans with row upon row of cages piled high, crammed to capacity with flee infested hogs of the hedge all bound for the ovens. Bad juju on the wildlife front.

But wait! . . . PETA . . . DON'T . . . **** . . . AROUND . . . Could they be behind this? The animal strokers? Petting away feverishly, out there huddled on the peat filled moors, stroking the underbelly of a stoat? Those crazy ****s! They've called an animal resistance of wildlife to arms.

Bamboozled the 6'9" baffoon. Toppled him on the trail. A hare darting from the thicket sending the giant over on his ankle. Imobile. Phase One complete . . . Phase Two: Propaganda. Control the media, flood the tabloids with twaddle. "He's awash with PEDs!!" Filmed in a French bar, off his t*ts, downing shots of nandrolone. "INGERRLAAAND!" . . . Phase Three: "Go Go Go!" Send out the hedgehogs! Three pronged attack. Pincer movement. Marching across the verge converging on the King of Crass. Tiny cannons and howitzers pumping him full of PEDs. Strafed with steroids, convulsing on the floor, frothy mouthed, spittle spattering the walls. Heart pumping till it explodes. Overdose.

Press Release: The controversial heavyweight champion Tyson Fury was found dead today at his home due to a suspected heart attack. Recently suspected of testing positive for nandrolone the self styled King of The Gypsy's was found to have fatal levels of the substance in his system. Police at the scene, who found piles of empty cages strewn across the lawn are not treating the death as su****ious. A coroners verdict of death by misadventure is expected.

that was good

[New England]

Is the Mirror still the only news media talking about this? If Fury really failed a drug test I'd expect to see a little more reporting on it than this.

they broke the story, and lots of the articles i'm seeing do reference that original article. but it does appear that he's being investigated by the british board, that he was brought down for questioning after he and hughie popped positive, and that there was indeed a positive sample. and they're going before an independent panel soon.


i'm not super familiar with UK print news sources, but there are several of them carrying hte story, and i don't know if they'd be runningwith it if the story was just a bunch of trumped up rumors from a tabloid, the way some of the brits are trying to make it look.

[techliam]

The thing is, if Fury turns out to be clean and this was all just to sell papers, the Mirror won't face any backlash at all.

In the UK, we have a habit of facing things with irony, and so we kinda expect the papers to be biased, there only to promote sales and perspectives. This kind of attitude lets them get away with it... all of the time.

Wait until either UKAD or the BBBC release a statement

[New England]

You do have to take the intent behind a statement into account as well though.

fury said ***s were brainwashing. huge difference between media sources being controlled and consolidated under a few major multinationals [which they are] and a ***ish consipiracy to brainwash peopl through banking and hte media [which they are not.]

[New England]

Because they are the ones who had the source?

All the other news sites are reporting it, but only as a secondary article ("The Daily Mirror reports that..."). Its more the reaction of the involved parties that gives this story credence to me

a paper called "the sun," which i obviously know nothing about, reported that the british boxing comission / control board is aware of the investigation, accordig to the BBC

this is getting confusing


we need to wait for facts to come out, but this doens't look good for fury. a 2-4 year ban will probably end his career.

[Tom Cruise]

a paper called "the sun," which i obviously know nothing about, reported that the british boxing comission / control board is aware of the investigation, accordig to the BBC

this is getting confusing


we need to wait for facts to come out, but this doens't look good for fury. a 2-4 year ban will probably end his career.

Yeah it seems pretty clear to me that there is some sort of investigation happening. Whether any of the details are even half way correct is impossible to tell

Be a damn shame if he ends up being banned (though obviously his own fault if he is guilty).

The HW revival was really only based around a few fighters in Fury, Wilder, Joshua, resurgent Povetkin and to a lesser extent Parker and Ortiz. Matchups between any of those guys would be great fun and its what weve been waiting for for years. Now its possible that 2 of them will have been popped for Peds within a few months.

Proper kick in the nuts

[Tom Cruise]

The thing is, if Fury turns out to be clean and this was all just to sell papers, the Mirror won't face any backlash at all.

In the UK, we have a habit of facing things with irony, and so we kinda expect the papers to be biased, there only to promote sales and perspectives. This kind of attitude lets them get away with it... all of the time.

Wait until either UKAD or the BBBC release a statement

Fury and co would sue them for sure though. If they made it up out of nowhere and released it to the public then its libelous