Your Honor and to the refined, educated & classy members of the Jury:
My client
CANELO CORLEONE, is the #1 Pound For Pound King in his world, the Boxing World. How did he become King you ask, by way of Pillage , NO, he was elected King by way of Democracy, for CANELO CORLEONE is of the people, by the people and for the people.
You see, CANELO CORLEONE himself has performed acts of Justice, for example, he Prevented the low-life, scum-bag, ****** sewer-rat known as Archie Solis from Raping an Innocent ****** Girl on an inner city street, by using his world famous "One Punch Knockout" , a natural talent , gifted to him by "The Boxing God's"!
All Star Boxing, is a group of dishonest, greedy, money-hungry, back-stabbing con-artists, who Hoodwinked and schemed against my , at the time naive teenage client CANELO CORLEONE , by having him sign a document which CANELO was fooled, tricked into believing it was a release form granting him his wish, of donating a percentage of his fight purse to help feed poverty ridden children from across the world, when in reality they had him sign unknowingly , a contract extension to remain shackled by these slave-master con-artist criminal goons.
Based on the factual evidence I have provided , we should simply throw this case out immediately and no longer waist the court's time & money and turn our attention to the criminals and predators of society. Let's leave this innocent man alone to continue his reign as the King Of Boxing , for that's what the people want and deserve!
My client
CANELO CORLEONE, is the #1 Pound For Pound King in his world, the Boxing World. How did he become King you ask, by way of Pillage , NO, he was elected King by way of Democracy, for CANELO CORLEONE is of the people, by the people and for the people.You see, CANELO CORLEONE himself has performed acts of Justice, for example, he Prevented the low-life, scum-bag, ****** sewer-rat known as Archie Solis from Raping an Innocent ****** Girl on an inner city street, by using his world famous "One Punch Knockout" , a natural talent , gifted to him by "The Boxing God's"!
All Star Boxing, is a group of dishonest, greedy, money-hungry, back-stabbing con-artists, who Hoodwinked and schemed against my , at the time naive teenage client CANELO CORLEONE , by having him sign a document which CANELO was fooled, tricked into believing it was a release form granting him his wish, of donating a percentage of his fight purse to help feed poverty ridden children from across the world, when in reality they had him sign unknowingly , a contract extension to remain shackled by these slave-master con-artist criminal goons.
Based on the factual evidence I have provided , we should simply throw this case out immediately and no longer waist the court's time & money and turn our attention to the criminals and predators of society. Let's leave this innocent man alone to continue his reign as the King Of Boxing , for that's what the people want and deserve!
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