Pardon the Expletive but... Would you quit or ****?

[Guest]

They should start calling this guy "Seven Heads".

Be proud of ****ting yourself, that's what I say.

[TheHoff!]

I don't believe that **** (excuse the pun). When you play sports, your natural functions just shut off. I seriously doubt he had to ****. Sounds like a load of crap to me.

Nah, thats not true. During the tour de france one year Greg Lemond had a bout of diarrhea on one stage and had it running down his legs as he was cycling. Apparently only his team mates would ride anywhere near him because he smelt so bad... Also not so long ago Paula Radcliffe had a **** at the side of the road during a marathon.

I would personally rather lose than **** myself in front of people.