Pardon the Expletive but... Would you quit or ****?

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  • Mr. David
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    #1

    Pardon the Expletive but... Would you quit or ****?

    I know there've been tons of threads on this already, but... which would you do if you were Andrew "Six Heads" Lewis and had to go to the bathroom in a fight you were winning handily? Would you quit before you soiled yourself in public, or would you soil yourself in public?

    Quit or ****? It's the "tastes great/less filling" debate of 2006.
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    I'd quit so I wouldn't shit myself in public
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    I'd shit myself in public
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    Last edited by Mr. David; 04-26-2006, 03:57 PM.
  • blockhead
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    #2
    i would ****, imagine the advantage. if you had **** all over you your opponent wouldnt want to try and hit you so you could just chase him down with some of the doo doo until he got grossed out and he quit.

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    • eazy_mas
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      #3
      i would quit so people wont remeber me as the guy who ****ed in middle of the ring

      and who is going to clean that?1?!?!

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      • K-DOGG
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        #4
        I got to go with Lewis. Don't **** yourself in public if at all possible. You can always avenge the loss or look better in your next fight; but no one will ever forget you ****ting on yourself....and you don't want that one brought up after you retire.

        What was his defining moment?

        Last edited by K-DOGG; 04-26-2006, 04:07 PM.

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        • blockhead
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          #5
          it takes a lot of heart to fight with a hot load of feces in your jock.

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          • Hitman932
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            #6
            the question the needs to be answered is this....

            if andrew lewis had **** his pants and had **** running down his legs and all over the ring.... wouldnt he have been DQ'ed anyhow?? i find it hard to believe that a match would be allowed to continue under those circumstance. human **** is toxic.

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            • Run
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              #7
              You kidding me?

              They withheld Six head's ****ing paycheck. You had better believe I'd **** my pants for them figures, and even at that......It wasn't a really major fight to begin with.



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              • PBDS
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                #8
                .....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.

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                • K-DOGG
                  Mitakuye Oyasin
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pbds
                  .....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
                  Headlines the next day: Unknown Beats the **** out of Six-Heads Lewis!!
                  Last edited by K-DOGG; 04-26-2006, 04:18 PM.

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                  • oldgringo
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by pbds
                    .....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.

                    funniest thing i've heard all day!

                    his cutman could have even given him a shot of water on the ass just like those ****ing toilets overseas do.

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