Pardon the Expletive but... Would you quit or ****?

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  • ZOSOOSOZ
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    #21
    Originally posted by pbds
    .....He should have just casualy pinched it out in the spit bucket when he went back to the corner one time. He could have told his boys to hold up some towels. Someone could have run the bucket back and dumped the crap and he could have continued on. Hell, they could have used one of the towels to give him a quick wip off as well. Like a french biday or something. They could have shot a little water up there for cleanoff, used a towel, and sent him back out there.
    Correct answer.

    I don't know if this is legal and all, but I think I'd go for it if I felt the urgent call of nature looming.

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    • mokele
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      #22
      never "hoid" of it

      In all of my 40 years or more as a boxing fan I've never heard of a fighter quitting in the middle of a fight because of the call of nature. That's surprising because some fights in boxing history have taken an hour or more, anything 15 rounds or longer. In the old days of 15 round fights, if you include introductions, directions from the referee, etc., a guy could be hanging around in the ring for close to an hour and a half since he last relieved himself. You can't tell me that nobody before this has had this type of problem!

      Anyway, it makes me wonder whether there ought to be a special circumstance rule that allows a fighter 1 bathroom break during a fight. They do such things in tennis and similar sports, so why not boxing? Of course that could be opening a can of worms. A fighter in trouble could take a phony bathroom break in order to clear his head, or else some other type of monkey business could happen in the bathroom. I need to think about it a little longer.

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      • joeytrimble
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        #23
        dude i've worked construction for 6 hours 9 hours includeing road time and managed to hold it for 4-5 of those hours ...im sure they can flipin manage lmao

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        • -Antonio-
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          #24
          When you are expanding that much energy and sweating that much, you usually dont have to, unless its the runs then your ****ed.

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          • Eyeh8you
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            #25
            Have any of you fu ckin moron heard of diariah? You realy think if he only had to drop a Duece he couldn't hold it?

            MF was probably like man its comming out no matter what??? This was in africa right...from a milkshake...its was probably tainted monkey milk or something. Dudecould you imagine full-force diariah comming out on the ring

            Id quit in a sec and go take care of my biznuzz

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            • LostGuy
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              #26
              id clinch the guy then let it rip
              then wipe some of the **** on my gloves and my opponent would be terrified of being hit

              imagine if he got hit and **** went flying onto the people in the front row

              when the **** hit the fan suddenly takes a new more literal meaning

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              • the_truth_1984
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                #27
                I'd rather **** than quit.Quitting in a fight is probably the most pathetic thing a fighter can do unless it's a real injury.I think I can hold it until the end of the fight.Plus he was winning no way I would quit in a fight I was winning.

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                • xcaret
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                  #28
                  When you gotta go........you gotta go......

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                  • Zab Super Judah
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                    #29
                    I would **** and hug my opponent for dear life and earn a TKO!!!

                    j/p i would probably do the same as lewis

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                    • Smokin'
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                      #30
                      I don't believe that **** (excuse the pun). When you play sports, your natural functions just shut off. I seriously doubt he had to ****. Sounds like a load of crap to me.

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